BREAKING: Almost Half a Season Left By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 9, 2021 Read more... 15 comments
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Hrbek Confirms Hoagies Not on Banned Substances List By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 18, 2021 Read more... 8 comments
Rocco Baldelli Urges Team to ‘Get Into’ Steely Dan By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 11, 2021 Read more... 20 comments
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Rare Unwritten Rule Triggers Name Change for Minnesota Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 21, 2021 Read more... 9 comments
Twins Bring On Bob Baffert in Consultant Role By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 14, 2021 Read more... 23 comments
State of Minnesota Relaxes Guidelines for Yelling at Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 7, 2021 Read more... 12 comments
Local Contrarian Quietly Deletes 'Zach Granite Is What Byron Buxton Hopes To Be' Tweet By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 30, 2021 Read more... 13 comments
