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Steve Senne, AP

Early on Monday morning Terry Ryan heard loud clamoring outside his office at 1 Twins Way which he thought sounded like some unruly protestors, and upon getting up out of his chair he realized that he was right, but instead of being greeted by angry, old, white men shouting, "Make the bullpen great again!" or mourning the loss of Blaine Boyer or Doug Bernier he was met by a bunch of millennials. These people seemed to have taken a dislike to the Minnesota Twins' baseball hats which are adorned with the familiar TC logo, and were claiming that it was showing obvious hatred and intolerance. A shocked Ryan stepped back and said, "How so? And why are you blaming me? I never had the authority to make that decision!" He was answered with the throats of about sixty, and was able to pick out of the babble, "It stands for Totally Canadian!" "Terrible Cuban!" "TED CRUZ!" Ryan was horrified that they would take a baseball hat so out of proportion, but hoping to pacify them he asked, "What do you want us to do?" to which they replied, "Change the hat logo to the initials of our candidate!" Seeing that they hadn't been clear about who they were endorsing, he found it necessary to ask who it might be, and found out it was Bernie Sanders. Ryan withdrew to have a meeting with Mr. St. Peter and Mr. Pohlad, and when they found out about the demands they wholeheartedly agreed to meet them. Mass production will begin shortly, and upon the completion of the product a free hat will be sent to every man, woman, and child living in Twins Territory, and embroidered on it will be:

Brought to you by the Twins front office, BS.

An extra note:

The headline the next day for Salon was: Years of injustice end, Minnesota Twins Finally feel the Bern!, meanwhile on Breitbart: Ryan once again caves to liberals....