Well, if we extrapolate the numbers from the first two games, the Twins will go 0-162, with a million strikeouts. I hope they win tonight so we get to extrapolate the numbers to at least 54 - 108 and only a half a million strike outs. Also, Eduardo Escobar will set the single season doubles record with 243. Buxton will come in second with a crappy 162 doubles. It's simple mathematics.