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  1. Pardon My Dinger
    Franco might be way more comparable to Sano than I would have liked to think.
  2. Pardon My Dinger
    Rasmussen's got this.
  3. Pardon My Dinger
    Yeah, and that's another thing: pitch?! It's called a field ya commies!
  4. Pardon My Dinger
    No such thing as an inappropriate rick flair woo.
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    My new mission in life is to coach a professional soccer team. We are going to play like a hockey team. We will shoot the goddamned ball low every time we are 30 yards away then crash the net. We are going to win every game. It is going to be relatively easy.
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    Dick: "Kepler says he doesn't hear the crowd as much as he used to." That's called a homestand, rook.
  7. Pardon My Dinger
    Terry. Phone. Now.
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    Dude. You gotta give me time to guess.
  9. Pardon My Dinger
    Aloha, Shane. ALOHA Suzie!
  10. Pardon My Dinger
    That's like some depression era wisdom, right there.
  11. Pardon My Dinger
    One more thought to close the loop: it's perfectly fine for Americans to enjoy soccer, but as soon as they start saying things like "kit" or "football," it's time to settle down.
  12. Pardon My Dinger
    I guess I just don't understand it. They keep talking about this messy goal. Looked awful pretty to me. Soccer is lame.
  13. Pardon My Dinger
    Well, Imma go ahead and cross 'watch American soccer' off my list of things to do when the twins ain't doin no good.
  14. Pardon My Dinger
    USA! USA! USA!
  15. Pardon My Dinger
    Gung ho for Joseph, I guess.
  16. Pardon My Dinger
    One's enough for me.
  17. Pardon My Dinger
    Twins are shopping Plouffe hard right now is my guess. Keep seeing bits from twins writers that intimate as much. Sano's got a week or so until he returns, twins aren't committing him to RF the way we would expect.
  18. Pardon My Dinger
    Let's just have no baseball talk all game. Good? Only park bangs. Other than that, on with the chlorophyll!
  19. Pardon My Dinger
    When I'm not watching the Twins, I like to submit silly captions to Modern Cat magazine. Got a really good feeling about this one!
  20. Pardon My Dinger
    I gotta hand it to you, that certainly is a kwazie take.
  21. Pardon My Dinger
    Pretty sure millennials take the millennial part wherever they go.
  22. Pardon My Dinger
    SILENCE, YOU FOOL! That's what gives us millennials our "power!"
  23. Pardon My Dinger
    Agreed...for the purpose of being repeatedly farted on only.
  24. Pardon My Dinger
    Never cared for hall of fame types, myself either.
  25. Pardon My Dinger
    You jerks all seem to have forgotten how athletic Sano is. Let's just not worry about it, huh?
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