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  1. USAFChief
    By the ninth, you will have.
  2. USAFChief
    You have to give us time to answer.
  3. USAFChief
    Poor Pressly. Guy just sits out there in the pen and NEVER pitches.
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    I doubt it. He's primarily a first baseman.
  7. USAFChief
    He wasn't very imaginative?
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  9. USAFChief
    No need. Game threads. Blazing Saddles quotes are sort of what game threads were meant for.
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    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-14c73vpqBmg/T94D8DAoUOI/AAAAAAAAv_4/78uxrhHzvFg/s400/BLAZING%2BSADDLES9.png
  12. USAFChief
    Kepler getting hot for a month would help considerably.
  13. USAFChief
    I would have assumed, given the Twins reputation for being ... frugal... he would have been playing for peanuts.
  14. USAFChief
    "There isn't much that IS beneath us." //drink
  15. USAFChief
    That should have been an automatic DP due to the slide at second.
  16. USAFChief
    is this a setup?? ... yes.
  17. USAFChief
    Little league baserunning: keep going until someone tags you.
  18. USAFChief
    Well, many fans have been calling for longer outings by our starters. Lynn's doing his part tonight. Right at an hour for 2.5 innings.
  19. USAFChief
    There it was! A breaking ball. Low and a foot outside, but a breaking ball.
  20. USAFChief
    This is hypothetical, correct? Since Mauer actually plays first so rarely.
  21. USAFChief
    Has Lynn thrown a single pitch that wasn't some form of a fastball? Serious question.
  22. USAFChief
    Uh...it was high, but it hit him right in the glove.
  23. USAFChief
    Morrison will get the E, but that's totally on Lynn.
  24. USAFChief
    Tomorrow is taken care of.
  25. USAFChief
    Every year, Ole and Lena would go to the airshow at the local airport. Every year, Ole would plead with Lena to let him take a ride in the aerobatic plane. And every year, Lena would say, "No, Ole. Dat ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." Finally, one year Ole had had enough. They were standing by the pilot, and Ole turned to Lena and said "Lena, I love you. But I'm seventy one years old, and I'm gonna take a ride in dat dere trick plane." The pilot, who had been hearing this for decades, looked at them and said, "Tell you what, folks. I'll give you a ride, and if you don't say a word through the whole flight, it'll be free. I won't charge the 10 bucks. But you can't say even a word." Ole looks at Lena, and she just starts moving toward the airplane. They both get in, and off they go. Not a single word comes from the back seats, through loops and inverted flight and climbs and dives and all sorts of trick flying. 30 minutes later, they land, and the pilot looks back to tell them the ride is free, since they said nothing. But he only sees Ole. "Ole!" he exclaims. "Where is Lena??" "Oh, she fell out back dere some place. Maybe five minutes after we took off." "Why didn't you say something??" yelled the pilot. "Well, wasn't much we could do ya know, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
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