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Everything posted by USAFChief

  1. USAFChief
    ftfm
  2. USAFChief
    Well, you know what they say..."You can't win a pennant in April, but you can in May."
  3. USAFChief
    One hitter for Rogers.
  4. USAFChief
    grab some bench, meat.
  5. USAFChief
    Some pitchers' stuff plays up. May's seems to play down.
  6. USAFChief
    show hey oh tawny.
  7. USAFChief
    winner.
  8. USAFChief
    I remember when Buxton was fast.
  9. USAFChief
    WHAT!!??!?
  10. USAFChief
    safe.
  11. USAFChief
    I suspect someone, somewhere, owes the devil his soul, but it ain't me, so what do I care? GO TWINS!!1!
  12. USAFChief
    Tribute to the 87 WS Champions.
  13. USAFChief
    Baseball Ref tells us Tommy turned 30 last January.
  14. USAFChief
    Babe LaStella is up.
  15. USAFChief
    wowee zowee. Good Morning, Good afternoon, Good night.
  16. USAFChief
    atta boy, we're proud of you. We knew you'd graduate!
  17. USAFChief
    tee hee
  18. USAFChief
    Geez, you guys! I take a little nap, we're only down 3-0, wake up and...
  19. USAFChief
    All right Grain Belters, lets get some runs!
  20. USAFChief
    ftfy.
  21. USAFChief
    "pretty sure?" Seems like an easy thing to verify.
  22. USAFChief
    I think the term is "slapping".
  23. USAFChief
    "Hittable" is the term that comes to my mind.
  24. USAFChief
    I had a little time this afternoon, so I thought I'd take a walk. I walked along a nearby golf course, picking up golf balls as I went. In no time at all, I had both front pockets stuffed with Titleists and Nikes and Taylor Mades and Slazengers. Well, I got quite a ways from home, and wouldn't you know it, Mrs Chief calls me and she needs me at home, RIGHT NOW! for some domestic emergency or another. Except...I'm miles from home. So I hopped on a bus, and sat down next to a lovely young blond lass. She kept stealing glances at my pockets, stuffed with golf balls, with this quizzical look on her face. Finally, I looked at her and said "Golf balls." She looked away, sort of embarrassed I thought. After a couple minutes she looked at me and asked, quietly, "Is that sort of like tennis elbow?"
  25. USAFChief
    Yes, it's the sound of me breaking wind.
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