I've been putting off getting a haircut due to the whole Covid thing, but Mrs Chief got tired of looking at me, so I finally went to my favorite barber this afternoon. After the obligatory exchange of "how ya doing"s and "Long time no see!"s he got down to business, which is telling stories. He told me he had a cop in the other day, and he didn't charge the guy. "Your money is no good here," he said. "You're keeping us all safe." And my friend the barber said the next morning, he found a dozen doughnuts on his doorstep, from the cop. A day or so later, the barber told me he gave a priest a free haircut, and sure enough, the next morning there were a dozen bibles on his step. "Well," my barber said, "wouldn't you know it, in comes a lawyer, and I gave HIM a free hiarcut. "You're doing the work of justice,"" I said. "Next morning, sure enough....a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut."