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  1. USAFChief
    Great AB, Miguel.
  2. USAFChief
    Well, timing is key when smoking flesh, to be sure. To be on the safe side, I start drinking beer prior to starting the smoker, and keep it up until after the last morsel is consumed. I've had pretty good luck with that method.
  3. USAFChief
    AKA the "Ashbury joke response sydrome."
  4. USAFChief
    Twins offense, circa Aug 2020: BB, WP, balk, gound out RBI.
  5. USAFChief
    A week or so of HOF level play, then a month of meh. Rinse, lather, repeat.
  6. USAFChief
    Mrs Chief and I will be celebrating our 40th wedding anniversary this winter. It's been a good run, but Mrs Chief has been feeling, neglected. So neglected, I reluctantly agreed to go with her to a marriage therapist. We sat down at our first appointment, and after a period of introductions and a little uneasiness, Mrs Chief suddenly let loose. "No communication, lack of passion, lack of intimacy, blah blah blah." She went on for a good 15 minutes. When she finally paused for breath, the therapist got up from behind his desk, walked over to Mrs Chief, took her by both hands and raised her to her feet, and kissed her long and hard, right on the mouth. He then looked at me, and told me, "This is what your wife needs, sir. At least five days a week. Do you think you can make that happen?" "Well," I replied, "I dunno. I mean, I can drop her off here Tuesdays and Thursdays, but I play golf Monday and Wednesdays, and Friday mornings I bowl."
  7. USAFChief
    I don't think Buxton has hit a fair ball to the right of second base all year.
  8. USAFChief
    Pandemic scheduling.
  9. USAFChief
    What time should I be there for the ribs/slaw/corn and beer, 'sporto?
  10. USAFChief
    You can put game two in Rocco's personal loss column. No way Berrios should still have been in to give up that 3 run shot to Merrifield.
  11. USAFChief
    yeah, but this particular game falls on Rocco, IYAM. Can't just pretend he's something he isn't.
  12. USAFChief
    well, Rosenthal came on a minor league deal last December. Anyone could have had him.
  13. USAFChief
    We going to get a Rosario PH this inning?
  14. USAFChief
    Two of those against a LHer, too.
  15. USAFChief
    Man, between Sano and Garver its hard to say which is more disappointing.
  16. USAFChief
    Yeesh...
  17. USAFChief
    Dick: why do we want Marwin to go the other way?? We're down 2.
  18. USAFChief
    probably got a pretty good upgrade on the last few.
  19. USAFChief
    The Cards took 41 rental cars to Chicago?
  20. USAFChief
    must have came off the bag Or did Polanco's throwing hand block the hand of the runner getting to the bag?
  21. USAFChief
    nice throw bux
  22. USAFChief
    Heh. Or get dominated. Again.
  23. USAFChief
    Run into one, Garver.
  24. USAFChief
    Duffy isn't soft tossing.
  25. USAFChief
    Fair enough.
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