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  1. USAFChief
    Just one, but the light bulb has to really commit to the change.
  2. USAFChief
    How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
  3. USAFChief
    Phil looks like he'd rather be elsewhere.
  4. USAFChief
    The Twins offense is as bad as Pelfrey so far tonight. Anderson is a nothing. Just another low K starter only getting his shot because pitching is thin throughout the big leagues.
  5. USAFChief
    How to tell you're in Minnesota: there's a commercial that features a nasally "oh you ding-dong" and nobody notices.
  6. USAFChief
    Boy, one little five run deficit and this place clears out faster than my bowling team when the beer tab comes. edit: seven. seven run deficit. //this space reserved for future edits.//
  7. USAFChief
    2 but the problem is how do ya get em in there?
  8. USAFChief
    There's four of those in Tucson, I believe. All situated around the town square, oddly enough.
  9. USAFChief
    You get another sweet little 80 yr old lady to yell "BINGO!" at the top of her lungs.
  10. USAFChief
    How does one get a sweet, quiet spoken little 80 yr old lady to yell the F-word at the top of her lungs?
  11. USAFChief
    No sweat. Plenty of game left. I never believed in momentum.
  12. USAFChief
    As someone who believes in momentum, I'd say it's fairly important to get something back here.
  13. USAFChief
    Yeah...sorta felt a SS with range gets the first line drive off Pelf, and perhaps the GB by Santana. Not sure why they're not shifted too, especially on Santana. Let's go offense.
  14. USAFChief
    Not sure why Pelfrey was still in the game to give up those last two runs.
  15. USAFChief
    My guess is they were looking for an angle that clearly showed if Pelfrey's foot was on the bag. If it was, he was out. If not, obviously safe.
  16. USAFChief
    poop. crap. yuck. ish.
  17. USAFChief
    I say out.
  18. USAFChief
    It will be interesting for you, I'm sure. Interesting for us too, to see if we can tell the difference.
  19. USAFChief
    poop. crap. yuck. ish.
  20. USAFChief
    Sing it, sister!
  21. USAFChief
    Fortuitous sequencing favors Pelfrey. 0-0 thru 1. "Things we hope continue" CBU.
  22. USAFChief
    Toronto wins the AL East, by the way. "Things we all knew were inevitable" CBU. They did so with a pitcher on the mound who played with Kirby Puckett. "Things I bet we didn't all know" CBU, U.
  23. USAFChief
    We need every chicken Dinnah we can get at this point. I won't quibble if its frozen, fresh, cooked, uncooked, our fault, their fault, pretty, ugly, or anything in between. Just as long as its chicken Dinnah.
  24. USAFChief
    Chicken Dinnah...natch!
  25. USAFChief
    wait, wait, wait just a gosh durn minute here. What was all that whinin' in the mod forum all about, if it wasn't that bad?
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