So my uncle works at the desk in a big fancy hotel, and he was telling me a frightening story last night. He got a call from a guy on the 23rd floor, and the guy was frantically yelling into the phone "I need help! HELLLPPPPPP!! My wife says if I don't stop arguing with her she's going to jump out the window!" My uncle says he told the guy "Hang on! I'll get the police there as quickly as I can!" There was this long pause on the phone, and the guy said, "No. Not the police. Send the maintenance staff. I can't get the dang window open!"