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  1. USAFChief
    Well, yeah, but other than that what'd you think of the play, Mrs Lincoln?
  2. USAFChief
    http://i.imgur.com/CsIJeL4.pngBack to your regularly scheduled programming.
  3. USAFChief
    Foghorn! Welcome to the game thread.
  4. USAFChief
    Walk off HPB. I'm calling it now.
  5. USAFChief
    Huh. The Angels have a centerfielder named Plouffe. I did not know that.
  6. USAFChief
    ftfy.
  7. USAFChief
    What's that thing called again, where you get the winning run in the bottom of the last inning? I forget.
  8. USAFChief
    Arcia hit that right on the screws, nothing you can do.
  9. USAFChief
    Plouffesie enfuego.
  10. USAFChief
    in play, run(s) please
  11. USAFChief
    I don't know either way, but I'd bet Nunez is faster than Escobar.
  12. USAFChief
    Not even on MLB 2K16.
  13. USAFChief
    ^&*:*$((@))@ . %**%. $**$***$8ity %***%* ;%****% %****%.
  14. USAFChief
    Nope. "Bowl Movement." EDIT: Oh, wait, you told me not to tell you. sorry.
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  16. USAFChief
    Yup, and summer is the perfect time. I take the summer off, so I have time to wash them.
  17. USAFChief
    The shopping trip wasn't all sunshine and lollipops, though. I went to a bookstore and the 20-something in the Megadeath T-shirt working the counter reminded me why I loathe shopping. I asked where the "Self-Help" section was, and he told me to find it myself.
  18. USAFChief
    Is it just me, or is Rosario struggling a bit?
  19. USAFChief
    Yup, and one for Mrs Chief. Matching.
  20. USAFChief
    Nice outing, Mr Lohse.
  21. USAFChief
    So Mrs Chief dragged me out shopping yesterday, which I loathe with the heat of a thousand suns. But it wasn't terrible. She took me to this new store at the mall, "Moderation." They have everything there.
  22. USAFChief
    In my case, it also means the rectangle on the screen doesn't necessarily represent the strike zone, nor does the little ball superimposed on it represent where the baseball crossed the strike zone.
  23. USAFChief
    So my uncle works at the desk in a big fancy hotel, and he was telling me a frightening story last night. He got a call from a guy on the 23rd floor, and the guy was frantically yelling into the phone "I need help! HELLLPPPPPP!! My wife says if I don't stop arguing with her she's going to jump out the window!" My uncle says he told the guy "Hang on! I'll get the police there as quickly as I can!" There was this long pause on the phone, and the guy said, "No. Not the police. Send the maintenance staff. I can't get the dang window open!"
  24. USAFChief
    The 3-1 pitch was pretty questionable.
  25. USAFChief
    "It's happened before." -L. Brown
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