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  1. USAFChief
  2. USAFChief
    Brandon Kintzler just remembered he's Brandon Kintzler.
  3. USAFChief
    If Chicago gets one, FSN will come out of the commercial break with that "walk off" montage. Book it.
  4. USAFChief
    Yeah, and it's just another reminder of why I hate the "prevent defense."
  5. USAFChief
    It's never a good idea to go scoreless in a half inning of a slow pitch softball game.
  6. USAFChief
    Dick: "THREE and one, Polanco on deck." HAHAHA it's like clockwork.
  7. USAFChief
    Doncha know.
  8. USAFChief
    Dude. You just got one.
  9. USAFChief
    OK. You lose. How much do you owe me?
  10. USAFChief
    Generalissimo Fransisco Franco is still dead.
  11. USAFChief
    http://cdn1.bloguin.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/25/2014/05/resized_brakes-meme-generator-woah-bro-pump-the-brakes-b8a759-645x356.jpg We don't even know if the Twins job will be open, much less who the new PBO will consider if it is..
  12. USAFChief
    In Twinsnorth speak: "Boo-shay."
  13. USAFChief
    No.
  14. USAFChief
    "Trade value" is sort of in the eye of the beholder. I remember the last car I bought, I asked the dealer what was the trade value of the car I drove to the lot, and he looked at me for a minute, then asked "how much gas is in it?"
  15. USAFChief
    Bert: "Three straight days--in a row!--with a Dozier home run."
  16. USAFChief
    This is a trick question, isn't it? So I'll just go with...gonna have to defer to your expertise here, friend.
  17. USAFChief
    Way to leg that triple into a double, Joe Joe!
  18. USAFChief
    http://i0.wp.com/www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/vintage-pee-wee-herman-movie-theater.jpg?resize=600%2C623 Be careful if someone asks you to hold their hotdog.
  19. USAFChief
    "probably"??
  20. USAFChief
    The US has been running a trade imbalance for decades??
  21. USAFChief
    Did anybody spot Danchat in the Champion's Club on last night's telecast?
  22. USAFChief
    Cell phone off in the theater, bub.
  23. USAFChief
    "this time"??
  24. USAFChief
    Personally, I'd be OK if Buxton never hits another ground ball in his career. Good hitters aren't good hitters because they hit lots of ground balls.
  25. USAFChief
    Wait...what was that middle thing again?
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