I'm bored with the game already. Since Ash is here today, but was absent yesterday, reposted from yesterday's game thread is a story from his most recent visit to Tucson: --- My dog, Buxton can talk. No...really. My friend Ashbury was visiting recently, but didn’t believe that Buxton could talk. So Ash asked him, “What’s on top of a house?” “Roof,” said Buxton. Ash wasn’t convinced. So he asked Buxton how sandpaper feels. “Rough.” Ash had a bemused look on his face..."I think I see what you're trying to pull, here, Chief. But OK, I'll play along. He turned to Buxton and, with a wry smile, asked "O.K., who was the greatest baseball player of all time?” “Ruth.” With that, Ash gave us a little courtesy laugh, and walked away. Buxton looked up and me and said "He's one of them saber guys, isn't he. I should have said Bonds."