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  1. USAFChief
    Uh, Chitown...I said nothing about young. I said fresh out of college.
  2. USAFChief
    I remember just out of college, I was travelling through Europe by train. Believe it or not, I was not only much younger, but quite handsome and something of a ladies man. I was still developing my keen sense of humor, but I was already...talented. Anyway, Me, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady were sharing a compartment on a train as it wound its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passed through a tunnel, during which time the compartment was plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a loud, ringing slap could be heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman was rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thought to herself, “I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.” The blonde thought, “I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him.” The Frenchman thinks, “I bet that stupid American touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.” Me? I'm thinking, “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French ******* again.”
  3. USAFChief
    Fairly decent start.
  4. USAFChief
    Me likey. 1-1 count, Mauer turns on it.
  5. USAFChief
    Great job, AlwaysinModeration!
  6. USAFChief
    If Duffey was still OK to pitch to Moss, why take him out? If he needs to come out, why let him pitch to Moss?
  7. USAFChief
    Mrs Chief just got home, and she's pretty downhearted. They laid her off from her job at the clock factory today, just like that. And after all those extra hours she put in.
  8. USAFChief
    Or with, in my case.
  9. USAFChief
    Most of the KC roster is playing for their next contract. I'm guessing they want every AB against the Twins bullpen they can get.
  10. USAFChief
    My mom lived in a big "senior" development before she passed, and I know I should have visited her more often. It's not that I didn't want to , I just have this overwhelming fear of those type of huge, overengineered apartment buildings. A sort of a complex complex complex.
  11. USAFChief
    I wonder if KC doesn't feel the same. EDIT: get this ribeye, Rosario. EDIT: uffda
  12. USAFChief
    It's interesting how other teams trade for starters, but not the Twins.
  13. USAFChief
    It would cut into Adrianza's time in left and Granite's time in center. And Vargas time at DH.
  14. USAFChief
    This is not on Molitor, not on Gee. It's on Falvine.
  15. USAFChief
    I'm shocked, shocked to see Moustakis drill that.
  16. USAFChief
    Make that: Gee seems...very hittable.
  17. USAFChief
    hip hip...
  18. USAFChief
    Timely double play. Gee seems...hittable.
  19. USAFChief
    Third world problems. I kid, I kid...
  20. USAFChief
    That's too easy, Nick. If you ignore all the deals in the last 45 days, you can make the argument nobody was available. But that's pretty much the only way, IMO. But even then, it's not Mike's (or my) job to come up with names. That's Falvine's job. I dont want to see the Twins run like they have been. I was hoping they'd start acting like a team that wants to win, and everything else is secondary. I'm not seeing it.
  21. USAFChief
    Verlander goes from an ace in paragraph one to too old and expensive in paragraph three. He's aging fast.
  22. USAFChief
    There's an entire thread about it...Yeah, I'm sure. And it's two years, not three,
  23. USAFChief
    Never mentioned in any trade talk, made no deal anywhere. Infer what you will. I'm done giving the new front office the benefit of any doubt. They will have to earn it at this point, and they're starting from a big hole.
  24. USAFChief
    He initially said no to Houston, too. When it came down to Houston or stay in Detroit, he said Houston. He'd have most likely done the same here. The problem is, the Twins never asked.
  25. USAFChief
    Hard for me to understand why the Twins couldn't have been in on this. None of the three prospects have advanced above low A, and Detroit is picking up some of Verlanders salary.
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