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  1. sampleSizeOfOne
    So time to get ready for the next one...
  2. sampleSizeOfOne
    Thanks for learning us this here propper english. I talk good most of the time, but sometimes say not right things. C'mon Wade!
  3. sampleSizeOfOne
    Oh well. Go Hill! Keep them at bay!
  4. sampleSizeOfOne
    Polanco is on! Don't let it go for naught.
  5. sampleSizeOfOne
    Sorry i let mlb pick the broadcast, and the shunted me to the home announcers. They describe last year's team as a softball team. "Only thing missing was a keg at every base." Which was said in good clean fun, and perhaps is complimentary in its own way. But still sounds weird to hear.
  6. sampleSizeOfOne
    Almost game time...
  7. sampleSizeOfOne
    Throw me a cookie, i'm in a slump. They say nothing is so difficult as hitting a major league fastball, but try swing at the fastballs of fans expectation, and trying to swat all where the fielders aren't, so as we all get safely to first, second, third, and home after the game. So i ain't exactly written many good intros this season. Case in point: i be this here metaphor is forced and gorunds into a double play. I might as well call the infield fly rule right now and put me out of my introductory misory. Of course the wise course would have been to lay off this idea as the way outside ball it is and drive the next idea into the cheap seats... That all said, you all, please use better metterphors than i! Metaphors be with you! Twins: 0. Rich Hill ( L) P 1. Max Kepler ( L) RF 2. Jorge Polanco ( S ) SS 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Eddie Rosario ( L) LF 5. Miguel Sano (R ) 1B 6. LaMonte Wade Jr ( L) CF 7. M. Gonzalez ( S ) 3B 8. Luis Arraez ( L) 2B 9. Ryan Jeffers (R ) C Tribe: 0. Shane Bieber (R ) P 1. C. Hernandez ( S ) 2B 2. Jose Ramirez ( S ) 3B 3. F. Lindor ( S ) SS 4. Carlos Santana ( S ) 1B 5. Franmil Reyes (R ) DH 6. Jordan Luplow (R ) LF 7. D. Santana (R ) RF 8. Roberto Perez (R ) C 9. D. DeShields (R ) CF
  8. sampleSizeOfOne
    It has been entered into the records as a W. Motion to ajourn is now on the table.
  9. sampleSizeOfOne
    What is thr canned crowd noise saying?
  10. sampleSizeOfOne
    Just one more out...
  11. sampleSizeOfOne
    Paging insurance runs to the white courtesy phone in the lobby...
  12. sampleSizeOfOne
    Wow! Weed wacker on a riding lawn mower! Does it reach beyond the mowing area? Do you use it while driving, and hence stear it into the weeds? Or does it get an extra control arm to use while stationary and perhaps get locked in place for the former situation?
  13. sampleSizeOfOne
    How slow?
  14. sampleSizeOfOne
    What i miss?
  15. sampleSizeOfOne
    One can never go wrong quoting Babylon 5. And let me know if the metaphors ever shift to much. I am working on a metaphors field to fix that.
  16. sampleSizeOfOne
    Anyhow, thanks all for the company!
  17. sampleSizeOfOne
    They did in fact award Clippard the win. Likely because he had a clean inning late in the game while it was still in doubt. Everyone else kinda was in trouble at some point.
  18. sampleSizeOfOne
    Aye! Beware the whomp em zone, young Rogers! The swings which crack, the bats that thump. Well, we made it out. No Boojum today.
  19. sampleSizeOfOne
    Wait... Does that mean we don't get to play the Royals any more? I am gonna miss the competition! I hope they play our rivals equally tough!
  20. sampleSizeOfOne
    It don't come easy, you know...
  21. sampleSizeOfOne
    A strike in the bowling sense rather then the baseball sense...
  22. sampleSizeOfOne
    Is Sano stoppable?
  23. sampleSizeOfOne
    Concur. Lead back to 2.
  24. sampleSizeOfOne
    Gulp. Another comebacker hits a Twins pitcher...
  25. sampleSizeOfOne
    Well, 1 did come in off of Marwin's glove, but he had a 2 run lead, so we still hold the lead. That has to be worth something.
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