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  1. sampleSizeOfOne
    Second! Wait, i'm zero. I don't count. Nevermind. On the plus side, i got some greasy burgers in my belly, and, which is more, i washed the dishes! Settling in for a game!
  2. sampleSizeOfOne
    Formal Game Thread. Attire expected. Please have your invitation ready. You will be announced as you enter. Please wait for the previous person's fanfare to finish before making your entrance. (well, walk up music if you will) For everyone's protection, please keep your masks on. And your helmet or glove, or shin guards... arm guards chest protectors... ciurass, gauntlets, greaves... Say, this is a safe game isn't it? Oh yes. Inter action is limited to balls and bats. Please sit down and allow the bar to lower snuggly onto your lap. Please keep your arms and legs inside at all times, and wait for the ride comes to a complete stop. There will be embarassing photos of your facial expressions available at the end. Without further ado... (indeed, i've quite run out) Introducing... The American League Central Up-Running Twins of Minnesota: 0. Michael Pineda (R ) P 1. Byron Buxton (R ) CF 2. Max Kepler ( L) RF 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Eddie Rosario ( L) LF 5. Miguel Sano (R ) 1B 6. Jorge Polanco ( S ) SS 7. Marwin Gonzalez ( S ) 2B 8. Ehire Adrianza ( S ) 3B 9. Alex Avila ( L) C The National league Central Division Leading Cubs of Chicago, IL: 0. Alec Mills (R ) P 1. Ian Happ ( S ) CF 2. Kris Bryant (R ) 3B 3. Anthony Rizzo ( L) 1B 4. Willson Contreras (R ) C 5. Kyle Schwarber ( L) LF 6. Javier Baez (R ) SS 7. Jason Heyward ( L) RF 8. David Bote (R ) DH 9. Nico Hoerner (R ) 2B Well... um... I suppose i can only be so formal. Now i just got to get together a playlist for the dance cards... any recommendations?
  3. sampleSizeOfOne
    Mine says "It is not wise to upset a cookie." Alas it is smudged a little bit...
  4. sampleSizeOfOne
    Oh well. Thanks for the company!
  5. sampleSizeOfOne
    Buxton? Paging Buxton to the white courtesy phone on base.
  6. sampleSizeOfOne
    Well, yesterday i wandered away from a 1-0 game, and the score changed. Maybe i should try it again?
  7. sampleSizeOfOne
    Still a defensive upgrade. And maybe Hill did a good job with the run game. An electric slide step...
  8. sampleSizeOfOne
    Hey, we're batting again! Another chance to get that run back.
  9. sampleSizeOfOne
    Concur.
  10. sampleSizeOfOne
    Billy Hamilton? Some excitement on the paths. Even if it don't help us.
  11. sampleSizeOfOne
    Donaldson! On 1st.
  12. sampleSizeOfOne
    Buxton time!
  13. sampleSizeOfOne
    Alas, we did neither. Oh well.
  14. sampleSizeOfOne
    And maybe hit the ball a bunch too.
  15. sampleSizeOfOne
    Alright, let's score some runs!
  16. sampleSizeOfOne
    Morneau was also talking about that. Great minds think alike...
  17. sampleSizeOfOne
    My bad. An uphill battle once again. Nice job by Donaldson catching the runner off 3rd.
  18. sampleSizeOfOne
    2 walks... Could be worse.
  19. sampleSizeOfOne
    Ach, you'll be fine. Just makes it more fun.
  20. sampleSizeOfOne
    This the place with the ivy, right?
  21. sampleSizeOfOne
    And i think i got just enough time to watch one more episode before the game starts...
  22. sampleSizeOfOne
    I know others are as lazy as me and want to just scroll up to see the line up rather than go to all effort of following a link... Us: Us: 0. Rich Hill ( L) P 1. Byron Buxton (R ) CF 2. Josh Donaldson (R ) 3B 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Eddie Rosario ( L) LF 5. Miguel Sano (R ) 1B 6. Mitch Garver (R ) C 7. Jake Cave ( L) RF 8. Jorge Polanco ( S ) SS 9. M. Gonzalez ( S ) 2B Them: 0. Kyle Hendricks (R ) P 1. Anthony Rizzo ( L) 1B 2. Kris Bryant (R ) 3B 3. W. Contreras (R ) C 4. Kyle Schwarber ( L) LF 5. Javier Baez (R ) SS 6. Jason Heyward ( L) RF 7. Cameron Maybin (R ) CF 8. Jason Kipnis ( L) DH 9. Nico Hoerner (R ) 2B
  23. sampleSizeOfOne
    You, sir, have a truely devious mind. I could not possibly conceive of such a cunning and absolute vengence upon a vaunted enemy. And yet so perfectly innocent and reasonable. I approve!
  24. sampleSizeOfOne
    Man, i left the game in your hands with a 1-0 lead. My bad...
  25. sampleSizeOfOne
    That's very generous, considering what college tuition is these days.
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