Riverbrian

Chunky Peanut Butter

What's with all this Chunky? Chunky Peanut Butter is like the people at Jif and Skippy were too lazy too finish the job. Foreman: Get that batch out... Right now!!! Assembly Line Gal: But its not done yet... It still has chunks in it.

My son taught me how to take a picture with my I-Pad by pushing a couple buttons at the same time. I may not need Snepp anymore!!!

First Pitch Prediction... I'm going with a fastball taken for a strike!

No gal pal... is gonna disturb my watching this game... I can tell you that. Shhh... What's that Honey?... "You want me to Clean out the Garage"? "I'm watching the"... "It can't be done later"? "OK... I'm coming"

Have a Gibson!!!

I almost forgot GLORM!!! How's it hangin Glorm? Now you type -- I have no idea... I assume it's a whole lotta gravity working against it.

I have no idea what you just said... but it sounds funny... so good one!

I consider it an honor to be thinking like you. Thinking like Chief or Ashbury would give me much more pause.

C'mon Idaho... Creamy for sure... Nothing worse than spreading chunky and ripping up the bread in the process. OK... Maybe not "nothing worse"... Getting stabbed by an ice pick in the eyeball might be worse!

To me... It looks like Gardy is putting his best defensive lineup on the field. Gardy may have a little Gibson fever as well.

I would also like to add that I'm a big fan of: Gibson Guitars... Especially the Les Paul or if I want to let my freak flag fly The Flying V I'm pickling some onions so I can drink a Gibson during the game. For today... I will give Mel Gibson a pass for his transgressions and I'm listening to Debbie Gibson "Foolish Beat" in a continuous loop. Dharma and Greg episodes featuring Thomas Gibson are high priority morning pre-game TV and Bob Gibson is the greatest pitcher of all time for today only. I almost forgot... ABC News after the game in honor of Charlie Gibson.

It's possible that the game thread today will be larger than normal with the anticipated Kyle Gibson taking the mound. Considering that possibility... I just want to say that everyone is encouraged and welcome to participate. Separate rules have not been established for the game thread yet so I will post some helpful guidelines. 1. Look at the game threads as a bunch of people sitting in the left field bleachers having a good time watching a game. You don't talk baseball throughout the game... All Topics are discussed... Talk Baseball... Talk Peanut Butter Sandwiches it's all good. We prefer meaningless topics to life and death ones. We don't want to discuss Republican/Democrat because that can lead to malignant feelings. We would rather discuss something more benign like... Peanut Butter. 2. Please keep content PG-13... We don't know who is reading these threads. PG-13 does allow a little latitude but we all know when the line is crossed. 3. No arguments... We simply don't do that here... We are too busy having a good time to put up with having a bad time. If someone pokes fun at you... Laugh with them... Poke fun back but know or at least assume that it is good natured and take all comments as such. 4. If you make a comment that is not intended as good natured. You missed the spirit of the game thread and you should probably walk away and let everybody else have fun if you are not capable of doing that. 5. Don't take anything seriously. We took a few shots at PJ Walters last night. Not the person but the performance and that's OK as long as it's perceived as good natured. 6. These are guidelines absent of officials rules... The Game Threads are typically heavily moderated and we haven't tossed anyone out yet and we don't want to. We hope everyone participates in the same spirit. It is not an exclusive club... Everyone is encouraged to participate... We just ask... that no matter what happens in the game or thread itself. Have Fun!!! and that's about it.

I agree... 1B and Corner OF is a little crowded but I'd like to see him get another chance.

I still stand by it. When he was performing I would have kept giving the ball. If he asks me for the ball now... I'm telling him that someone ate the last one.

One more cheap shot and I gotta go... PJ Walters... Good news for people who like bad news. OK... Now Serious... I feel bad for him... That's his career... That's a personal blow to it and I hate seeing stuff like that happen. Its gonna be a tough night for him.

He just fell out of the Vehicle around Jamestown. "Fell" is what I'm telling the authorities.

PJ Walters ending

Or how bout... That depends... Did you think the Grapes of Wrath ended well.

And that ending was back in the first.

I believe it is a National broadcast.

This is how those horrible stories on the nightly news begin.

Something tells me that Buck 91 must have typed the anagram with the correct amount of letters and then he rested his forearm flat across the keyboard... Which caused extra letters... And... Then he hit post before he could correct it. Case closed.

Glorm's fantasy.