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Whoever it was... I'm pretty sure that when she put on that party dress for a night out... She didnt expect some guy to fly across her table face first into her... Well... I'm sure she didn't expect that... At least not in that fashion.

Was that your wife's lap that I ended up face first into?

If I would have nailed it... The story would only be worth telling for a week. By taking out the front row... I've been able to tell the story for 25 years.

Me 2... 1986 or 1987... They didnt have YouTube or Cameras.

True Story: I'm maybe 21 years old... Lead Singing/Keys in a band. I don't remember the exact song. I think it was tune we wrote... But I remember the tune had a nice powerful build from the opening... A drum fill and the first thing I do is hit this High note and hold it. I got to practice early and was by myself and I was thinking about that first note and that power of the opening. So by myself... I decided to practice running off of the stage... Jamming the mike stand into the ground and doing a flip... Landing on my feet Perfectly timed to... hitting that high note. I got about... Maybe 10 shots at it before someone arrived. I missed badly like 5 times... Came close 3 times and nailed it twice... Something like that. Once someone else from the band showed up... I decided not to try it in front of them... I wanted to surprise them... If I actually did it on stage. A couple days later... We got to the gig and I was feeling nimble... So I talked myself into it... It was a long stage so I could get a good run going... The stage wasn't that high up so I could reach the floor with the mic stand easy. We were on fire... Nailing everything... I was feeling good... I decided to go for it and the band had no idea it was coming. Got to the song... The band started and I timed it... Started my run perfectally... Got to the edge of the stage... I planted the Mic Stand and I did my flip and it felt right... High into the air and I came down on my feet at the perfect time to hit that note. My momentum was the only problem... I gotta a short little "Ah" out as I fell forward straight across a table with people sitting... Full of drinks that ended up on the floor with me on the other side of the table. The Drummer just stops... He falls off his drum kit laughing so hard. The whole place goes quiet and I jump up ala Chevy Chase and tell the band start it again and that was followed by massive applause.

I'd play in that band with Pride!!!

Hey Now... I was in a Rock Band for quite a few years... Back when I was Young.

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Lots of Violinists think Marcato but think Legato!!! And make sure you are able to drown out the bassoon.

Anything we can help with? Tough questions? Explanations? That sorta thing.

Thats like asking to find a $100 bill on the sidewalk. Sometimes it happens!

They are doing a special dual broadcast combo thing... I don't like White Socks getting mixed up with my Twins.

GLORM!!! Hello... What's Happening. Now you type -- "What's Happening... You will give me a beer and then we will have Rerun".

Dont forget the number he did on Colabello catching flyballs yesterday.

I also had my toes done. I didn't like the job she did on them so I sent a message.

??? That would be? umm... Gardenhire?

Mastro can bring some needed speed. The White Sox coaches aren't even bothering to bring the stopwatches to the dugout to time our guys.

Why is Correia trying to catch that pop up? Where was Morneau?

Myself... I'm a play them all guy... If you are on the 25 man. You wouldn't rot. With that said... The three guys you mention would struggle to make my 25 man.

If the Sox can bring back these jerseys... The Twins could bring back the Robins Egg Blue.

Alright... Game on

Twins: SP Kevin Correia 2B Dozier 3B Carroll C Mauer 1B Morneau DH Willingham LF Arcia RF Colabello CF Thomas SS Bernier White Sox: SP Jose Quintana LF De Aza 2B Beckham SS Ramirez 1B Dunn DH Konerko RF Garcia 3B Gillaspie C Flowers CF Tekotte Things to Think About: 1. Think about Power... Justin Morneau is finding the seats and so is Oswaldo Arcia. It would be nice if we added some hitting from the rest of the lineup but Morneau and Arcia on a roll is a nice thing to see. 2. Think about AAAA... At AAA... Chris Colabello at age 29 produced a .354 BA along with 24 dingers in 322 at bats... OPS 1.084. Colabello still ranks as the top hitter in the International League this year. Sending him back down to AAA in my mind... would be kinda like saying... "You ain't gonna make it at your age". If Doumit wouldn't have been injured... Colabello may have been sent down to make room for Willingham. In the majors... Colabello .213 with 4 dingers in 84 at bats... OPS .684... Colabello is starting to heat up a little. In the past 5 games he is 6 for 14... Is he heating up? Let's all hope so. Colabello would be a nice power addition to this club. I haven't given up on him but I will have to give up on him if the Twins do. 3. Think about Kevin Correia... It's a road start... Kevin Correia has a 3.28 ERA at home... He has a 6.87 on the road. Is he asking the concierge for advice on how to approach hitters? 4. Think about the White Sox... They are in last place... and yep... they still piss me off. 5. Think about kids running by the pool... I can tell a kid to Slow Down and I can tell a kid to Slow Up and it's the same message.

Too light a crowd... Ashbury will need an audience.

Arf... Also means... Give me that bacon your wrapped in.