Riverbrian

GLORM!!! What's New Glorm? Now you type!!! -- "A golf ball sized neck mole was new last week... This week it's the hair that's growing out of it".

I noticed the "tongue" reference.

Our Morals had gone to hell by 1983. I know because I helped bring them there.

So... Now you are thinking ChiTown is Gene Simmons.

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I've been to Buffalo/Niagara Falls twice. 1st time was my Honeymoon and the other time was with the kids. They always liked getting wet so we figured that Niagara Falls would do the trick. Had to stop in Buffalo to go to the Anchor Bar where Buffalo Wings were invented. Buffalo as a city doesn't seem... Vibrant... That's the best way that I can put it nicely.

Didn't yesterday's game start the same way?

Buffalo... It's almost Canada.

I kinda imagine you as a "liker".

I think the new Viking uniforms are gonna take some getting used to.

That depends... Do you want the stuff built to look nice. If you don't care about superficial things like... Craftsmanship... I'm your guy.

I was all ready to help with your projects.

This is gonna time out real nice... I can watch the Vikings 1st team play for an hour and switch to the Twins when the 5th teamers are playing.

White Sox: Jose Quintana CF De Aza 2B Keppinger SS Ramirez 1B Dunn DH Konerko RF Garcia 3B Gillaspie LF Viciedo C Phegley Twins: SP Kevin Correia 2B Dozier C Mauer 1B Morneau LF Willingham DH Doumit 3B Plouffe RF Ramirez CF Thomas SS Bernier Things to Think About: 1. Think about Doumit... Ryan Doumit is back from the disabled list. I hope he was watching the power surge and decides to join right in. 2. Think about Colabello... With Doumit coming back... Someone had to go down... It's a log jam in the corner outfield spot so... Colabello it is... Are you kidding me... The guy was just starting to get on a roll... OPS .948 in his last 16 games. 3. Think about Ramirez... Not the White Sox Guy... The Twins guy... He's in the lineup and it's been awhile for him so I'm happy for Wilken... But Colabello was sent down and Arcia is sitting tonight against the lefthander. Personal Note to Wilken... Colabello was sent down... You gotta do something. 4. Think about Correia... What is he going to bring us tonight. 5. Think about Sliced Bread... All Great things are compared to Sliced Bread. Before Sliced Bread you had to slice it yourself or typically... People just used their hands and pulled off a chunk of the bread and dipped it in gravy or something. Sliced Bread led to even thinner slices and that led to more consumption of bread and that led to the increased consumption of things to spread on the bread like Jam and Peanut Butter. Sliced Bread launched Skippy and Jif into big time business. After thinking about all of that... My question is this... What was the greatest thing... before sliced bread?

Whats that Bark... You say... Timmy fell into a well.

Chief Trying to Fly straight to China.

My Doctor told me that I have the diet of an average.... Puma.

Why Chief was late running errands

I like restaurants that could be named: 1. Protein Land. 2. Captured and Killed 3. Meat with Ice Cream

Too bad... The random word thing could have been a good bit for the game thread.

You and North can disagree with me anytime. You guys are good souls. I do have to be honest with you... I disagree with that restaurant choice you made.

Did you mean to quote someone and forget as you replied to it? or was this just a random word? Either way is cool with us. If it was just a random word i'm going with... Potato

Well put

Et Tu Glunn!!!

I just can't... I can't... He had no chance at a triple because he decided a double was enough. He was coasting around 1st. If he plays... You know baseball... as god intended... He reaches third easy. I love Joe... But nope... That ain't how you do it.