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  1. Riverbrian
    She hung on for awhile... But after a week... She didn't like me not knowing her name.
  2. Riverbrian
    It's all about making an entrance.
  3. Riverbrian
    Awesome... I was hoping it was the Spinners!!! RB -- Rubber Band -- RB it works!!!
  4. Riverbrian
    16 years old... I was at a nearby state park with a bunch of friends. I was walking around talking to friends... My girlfriend was sitting in the passenger seat of my car waiting to leave and it looked like she was sleeping. The driver side window was open and I decided to run full speed and arrow myself through the open window to surprise her. I missed... Head first into the frame of the car window. Blood pouring down my face like I was Carrie at the prom... and I couldn't remember her name wen she was asking me if I was alright.
  5. Riverbrian
    The Rubber Band Theory is Mine... I want Full Credit!!!
  6. Riverbrian
    I'm not an expert... But... Watch for any dizziness or if you throw up in the hallway unintentionally. You should see a doctor to be sure. If you see ellipses any where near my posts... You are doing fine.
  7. Riverbrian
    LOL... But... Dude... That was harsh... I'm laughing but... That was harsh... yeah me 2 DieHard... I am also Sorry in Advance.
  8. Riverbrian
    Today... They use leeches and Ticks. Seriously... What did you do?
  9. Riverbrian
    Yeah... Unless it's for ice cream... I wait for commercials.
  10. Riverbrian
    Good Call
  11. Riverbrian
    24 hours and your wife has to shine a light in your eyes every 28 minutes.
  12. Riverbrian
    See... Gardy is a Genius!!! If Escobar starts at SS... He's not in position to do that in the 10th... wait a Sec... Ok... I was wrong.
  13. Riverbrian
    Ok... But you are going to force Snepp to make something up to fit that punch line.
  14. Riverbrian
    Ash!!! Gibbys wife's name is Upper... Last name Sandusky. Jeez
  15. Riverbrian
    Santana Wheels
  16. Riverbrian
    Sundusky is much better than something routine like Paris or Epcot. Did you get a nice view of those two huge smokestacks pouring smoke out of them 24/7.
  17. Riverbrian
    Gardy: Who is this? GCTF: Nevermind who this is... Gibson has 13 flyball outs... You think he's a sinker baller and he gave up 13 fly ball outs. Gardy: I know... That was weird... I should played Florimon in the Outfield.
  18. Riverbrian
    I'll do my best... Oh... Not me.
  19. Riverbrian
    Gardy: (Cell Phone Rings) Hello Mike: What the Hell are you doing? Gardy: Who is this? Mike: Mike Wants Wins... What the Hell are you doing? Gardy: Hey Mike... I'm Sitting in my hotel room. Watching Lettermen. Mike: You have Santana on your Roster now... Escobar has been hitting... Why are Playing Florimon? Gardy: Gibson is a sinkerballer. Mike: I don't care if he throws cream puffs that float to the plate and turn into butterflies... You don't have to play Florimon. Gardy: Ummm.... I just got done going over this with Chief. Gibson throws the sink and he needs the best infield I can get him. Mike: You are a sad little... Sad excuse for a... You are... A... (Pause)... How did you get this job? Gardy: How's the little lady... Tell her I say Hi. Carol and I are gonna stop by and play some bridge with you and her. Mike: I know 32 different ways to kill you. I was thinking of trying them all alphabetically. Gardy: Good talking with ya Mike!!! I gotta turn in... We got another big game tomorrow. (Hangs up Phone) Mike: (Yelling but too late) Don't play Florimon tomorrow.
  20. Riverbrian
    Oh No... Not it all... I live on the edge... I drove 80 miles per hour on the interstate this weekend. I was Free!!! I didn't care.
  21. Riverbrian
    That made the goal more memorable. You can now talk about that every X-mas and Thanksgiving in the future.
  22. Riverbrian
    I don't either... I think its a bad move. We could have 10 more innings of baseball... The way this one is going.
  23. Riverbrian
    I'm beginning to think... I have some people's numbers programmed into my phone... Just so I know not to Answer.
  24. Riverbrian
    I got Albert King in my head now!!!
  25. Riverbrian
    I'm beginning to think... The millisecond of time when you lean back in your chair to far... And you are sure your gonna die... Is the worst feeling in the world.
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