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  1. Dozier can make routine plays look routine. That's a cool thing about him.
  2. And to be fair... TK is sitting right next to LaPanta. How many guys can survive that? Diehard... John Bonnes.... After that the list dwindles. They need to put TK next to Sid Hartman
  3. Nevermind... I'm listening to Motörhead right now.
  4. Yet all the Musicians are supposedly hot... Somewhere in the universe... You'd think there was a really ugly toothless guy who can sing and play guitar.
  5. Yeah and it's in exactly that order
  6. There are some good looking radio personnel. I don't get the reference.
  7. Dear Fox Sports North, Please don't make Tom Kelly wear a suit. He's a local treasure and you are clearly torturing the guy making him do so. It don't hang right... Let him wear whatever he wears when he mows the lawn or chalks the lines. Sincerely, Riverbrian
  8. What? I was zoning out there for a second.
  9. Depends on where you are... In Sweden you say(type) your name three times and then you throw your sister off a Cliff as a human sacrifice. It's the same method in Nebraska but they don't have any cliffs so they just have to suffer through it. In Chile... You hang a horseshoe upside down over the entry of a door. This will actually force the bad luck to run out. The horses are pissed but they can't verbalize their disgust. In Minnesota... You attend a church potluck and make out with someone named Gladys. Global... Just spin around three times and spit.
  10. And You Shouldn't Type "Ack!" in consideration of the Seattle Left Fielder.
  11. Jeez... You need to un-jinx that comment right now!!! You don't temp the fate of the whatever from high a top the thing.
  12. With all due respect... Why... Do you feel this way?
  13. Well... Back to work... Have fun all!!!
  14. Perkins has the "Freshtival" Sprint has the "Framily plan" They must have the same "Fradison Fravenue" Frad Fragency.
  15. He had to earn it... Hughes showing some toughness. I love it.
  16. Bogearts is in a "foul" mood. Ha Ha... I crack myself up.
  17. He probably has his own greasatologist... Takes her with him on the road... Grease traps under his locker. Says things like... Let's go with the Bacon Grease today... That Silicone stuff didn't work... I got lit up.
  18. Brian Doziers birthday... According to Bert. 27 Years old... That's his prime of life and also when Jimi Hendrix... Janis Joplin... Kurt Cobain and Fat Pat died.
  19. How hot is Escobar? He's so hot... He's (blank) so Hot... He's (Blank)
  20. As anybody found the grease spot on Buchholz?
  21. Finally got home for to watch some baseball. Saw the highlight of the Parm home run. There is no doubt... He like em low.
  22. Do you work for the government?
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