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  1. If you only had one eye... Would you want a parrot with a pointy beak on your shoulder. It was probably the parrot who took out the first eye.
  2. 85? I'm gonna ask for a breeze at 85. Give me 72 I'll save the extra 13 degrees and donate it to Lapland.
  3. You sir... Are brilliant!!!
  4. The Royals probably don't mind if it stays that way all game. Any rain in the forecast?
  5. And it turns out... They don't like it when you pick up a habit!!!
  6. The Royals are up on the White Sox!!!
  7. The Twins are hitting the ball... People should be watching this.
  8. I used to date only Nuns... It was a hard Habit to get into... Let me tell you.
  9. I know some want Santana at SS and I do to... But... Escobar has been great.... We may want to keep him around.
  10. Exactly... Nonsense makes the world go round.
  11. Yep... Turned on the TV this Morning... Flipped on CNN and it was all bombing Syria and I watched and watched... Finally... I said... Ok... I think I get it and I turned over to ESPN and it was all Derek Jeter and I watched and watched and finally I said... I think I get it... And I flipped back to CNN and it was still ISIS and Syria and Lone Wolfs... Experts all over the place... And I flipped back to ESPN and it was still. Derek Jeter... Experts all over the place. Eventually... I just turned on... Sesame Street... And wouldn't you know it... Big Bird was talking about about bombing Derek Jeter.
  12. Petri Dishes... I ate something out of one that looked like Cavier and it wasn't. It tasted better tho... But it wasn't Cavier.
  13. There should be a 10K post bonus!!!
  14. Oh God... Why did I push on "this" BTW Is it possible his name is Kenny G because bullies stole all the rest of the letters from his last name?
  15. Damn!!! I knew post 10,001 was gonna suck
  16. Ok... This is post #10,000... I believe I'm the only one to reach 5 digits. So... I apologize but to ensure that no one else gets here... I'm going to blow up the website. It will self destruct in 37 hours. 10,000 posts and here's the amazing part... I've never been banned!!! So... Going forward... All my posts are going to be controversial. I will only discuss topics on this list: Abortion Affirmative Action Nazi's Same Sex Marriage Copyright Infringement Walmart South Park Saskatchewan The War on Drugs Carl Jung Sarah Palin The Cold War The Falkland Islands L.Ron Hubbard Smooth Jazz Watergate Selena Gomez Gettysburg Deforestation Judas Iscariot Napster Ebola Virus Lil' Wayne Selective Service Cochlear Implants The Universe Wife Swapping Westboro Baptists Bullfighting Yoko Ono Prisons Rising Sea Levels Creole Languages Pirates in the Indian Ocean Kathie Lee Gifford And Josmil Pinto
  17. White Sox now up on the Royals.... Stupid Royals!!!
  18. Dozier has gone to RF twice today. He must need a cup of coffee.
  19. Saw? With Sight being the keyword... I sang the National Anthem at a U. Of North Dakota Hockey Game... Stood on the ice in front of 11,640.
  20. 2014 no matter what... Was a special year. I got to meet in person... Glunn... Ash... Bark... Chief... ChiTown... Diehard... North... Snepp and String.... And some drunk people who hung out with Snepp plus all the wife's. All... Are gonna be friends of mine until they say something mean about Ben Revere. Because of this... Nothing on the field could sour the year. Biggest disappointment... Learning that Sconnie was doin the pub crawl and I was probably 5 feet from him and still not knowing and not getting introduced... Also the disappearance of Gibby from the game threads... Where did he go?
  21. I see you've penalized him one "I" for that
  22. Hanging with String was also a highlight for me.
  23. Alright bring on the Tigers Pen... Umm... I mean Achilles heal.
  24. Ah yes... The Rubber band... It was a tough rubber band. It lasted until June 22... It tried to stay alive against the White Sox but the Angels on June 24th finally started the final ripping apart. Johan Pino was part of the emergency crew but Johan Pino just wasn't enough. In 2015... We will have a new rubber band and this time it will be the Twins who destroy it in May.
  25. Mariners won to stay alive... Royals and Tigers winning to keep them dead.
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