LOL... I'm crying laughing so hard. I meant a keyboard with black and white keys... Like he was in a band... but I like this better. You are still a genius.
Some thoughts: 1. They say Bruno and Dozier are going to work on approach rather than adjustment first. 2. I don't know if any of you have ever been a pull hitter but it isn't easy to just stop being one. It takes a lot of swings off the tee... in the cage and against live pitchers trying to get you out. 3. Dozier has to do this. He isn't Ortiz enough to sell out like that. If he can take pitches the other way... He will start getting more pitches that he can drive. 4. There was a comment out there from Molly that Dozier deserved an explanation... It was like Molitor was apologetic for the move. I don't like the impression that gives like the vets are privileged. 5. I'm glad Polanco was sent down... Rochester would be a lot of fun to watch right now. 6. It's a shame that Paul finally made this move after Polanco was sent down. 7. In my opinion... With my eyeballs alone. I believe that almost every Polanco AB was more professional than what Dozier produced. 8. I also thought Polanco was sharp in the field 9. Glad that Dozier gets a day off and I hope it's more to get him sorted out and I hope he remains a Twin because if we get Dozier back to functional... He will be a nice player for us. 10. Nunez has out played Dozier almost 10 fold in 2016. He deserves playing time.