The Horse would say: 1. You did notice my legs right? 2. Sorry... I woke up late... Had to dash out and get to this bar and didn't have time to put on pants. 3. Do you have to say something snide to every horse that walks in here. 4. Where's the friggin water trough. I can't do much with those shot glasses. 5. I have no idea... and there's no hole for my tail... It's all tucked up and uncomfortable.