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  1. You need a more accurate roofer Ba Dum Tish
  2. You are obviously some sort of incubator?
  3. A husband asks his wife, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?” “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.” “If I died and you remarried,” the husband asks, “would he live in this house?” “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess he would.” “If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house,” the husband asks, “would he sleep in our bed?” “Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000. It’s going to last a long time, so I guess he would.” “If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house and slept in our bed, would he use my golf clubs?” “Oh, no!” the wife replies. “He’s left-handed!”
  4. I don't have a punch line to that knock knock joke... I just like typing Blind Tom of the Wild Left Handed Monkeys Boys. I was trying to figure out how to type it... in some sort of context.
  5. Blind Tom of the Wild Left Handed Monkeys Boys
  6. This has been another Circus Boy Update
  7. Actually how Danchat got through high school
  8. Good Inning 4 qualifies as a crooked number
  9. ChiTown and you are working off the same prep sheet.
  10. Chris Sale 6 foot 6 Inches 104 Pounds and Left Handed!!!
  11. I'm a big fan of aggressive base running. It looks like I'm going to end up a Rosario Fan.
  12. How did Rosario take third on that single.
  13. I don't think so http://www.upperleftedge.com/wp-content/comment-image/416.jpg
  14. Oh... I thought those were typos. Well I have no idea who she was talking about then.
  15. No... I'm sorry... It was just random bad luck
  16. Just watched a video on it... Looks perfect for me... Sports while sitting down.
  17. Shh ChiTown wanted to keep that under wraps.
  18. Makes perfect sense to me http://www.handresearch.com/news/2012/left-handed-us-presidents.jpg
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