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  1. If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone say the Twins will be one and done at Yankee Stadium… I’d have at least 35 cents, and that is mainly because I don’t talk to a lot of people. If I made the effort to talk to as many Twins fans as I possibly could, I’d have enough nickels to start a profitable small business that employed between 10 or 20 with decent benefits. Here’s a couple of points that I would like to share with all you negative non-believers who think that it’s a foregone conclusion that the Twins will leave New York disappointed: 1. You may be right… only one team will advance to Cleveland… it is quite possible that the Twins will lose but the odds are closer to 50-50 than you non-believers are expressing. 2. You are feeling this way because you are OLD. You are no longer getting carded at those drinking establishments that you drown your sorrows in. You remember those disappointing trips to Yankee Stadium, then you are taking those memories, holding them long term, letting them pile up and then you are dumping the whole pile over a bunch of kids on the current roster that were miles from your pile of memories. Byron Buxton was 15 years old and in Georgia when Phil Cuzzi was unfair to Joe Mauer. Jose Berrios was a 15 year old in Puerto Rico and Max Kepler was 16 and living in Germany. Only Joe Mauer is old enough to remember it and Joe has played enough baseball to know that it just doesn’t matter anymore. There are no scars on these players… those scars are yours. You may come back and say… "What about recent history? After all, the Twins are 13-27 against the Yankees in the past 5 years." To that I say… “See… it can be done.” The Twins have beaten the Yankees 13 times, including 7 times at Yankee Stadium in the past 5 years. Tonight… they've just gotta do it once and they’ve done it before. Thank God it isn’t a 40-game series. Today’s Joe M Conversation: Maddon: What are you doing, Joe? Mauer: Writing a letter Montana: Handwritten… you don’t see many people doing that these days. Mauer: I have to write it by hand… somebody broke into my house and stole my computer and that’s who I’m writing this letter to. I’m going to publish it on Twins Daily so they are sure to read it. Morgan: Was the computer all they got? Mauer: No… my computer and a bunch of books that were kept nearby. McCarthy: What kind of books? Mauer: Nothing much… my Thesaurus was stolen. Maddon: Let me see what you have so far Mauer: Dear Crook, who broke into my house and stole my computer and thesaurus, What you did was bad. You are a bad person and I hope bad things happen to you in a bad way. Morgan: You may want to get another Thesaurus. Mauer: How do you spell Armageddon? Damn it… I can’t spell Armageddon!!! Montana: It’s okay, Joe… it’s not the end of the world. ____________________ Lineups: Our very own MINNESOTA TWINS: Brian Dozier 2B Joe Mauer 1B Jorge Polanco SS Eddie Rosario LF Eduardo Escobar 3B Max Kepler RF Byron Buxton CF Jason Castro C Robbie Grossman DH Ervin Santana P Yankees: Brett Gardner LF Aaron Judge RF Gary Sanchez C Didi Gregorius SS Starlin Castro 2B Greg Bird 1B Aaron Hicks CF Jacoby Ellsbury DH Luis Severino P Game-time forecast: Partly cloudy, no rain, 63 deg F, winds at 6mph from the SSE. Play ball! GO TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Todd Frazier 3B
  2. I don't have an issue with it. It was executed with total respect to the integrity of the playoff chase. It happened when it happened. I believe it is possible that Romine approached Ausmus... I also believe it is possible that anybody could have made the suggestion and whoever it was doesn't matter to me. My only point: It is on the low end of the scale of accomplishments. It just takes a manager to say... OK... Let's do it and then you move him around the diamond until the task is complete. It got way too much press.
  3. Anyone can do it. Molitor just has to decide to do it and he really shouldn't. IMO... The Romine thing is a novelty act. I don't mind it... it's ok for a conversation... but it's really the manager saying... I'm going to do something goofy today. It isn't an amazing accomplishment... and it's the manager who did it.
  4. Playing 9 positions in a game is slightly fun but clearly forced at the same time. If you want to impress me... Be a player who can actually play and does play all 9 positions in any given game through out the year.
  5. This golf course has really gone to hell.
  6. I continue to not be concerned but I was hopeful that Gibson could maintain decentness
  7. This is it… the Twins will dot the I and cross the T on the 2017 regular season at home with a 3-game series against the Detroit Tigers this weekend. The series won’t really matter much but it is nice that they can come home and play before loved ones before heading to the east coast for the WC game. Kind of like when your son or daughter graduates from college, comes home for a few days before taking off to the big city to start his or her career. Everybody gathers around and tells them how proud they are of them, and they deservedly bask in the glory. Some call their friends later, and they go out and party until they throw up in the back of the Uber driver’s vehicle. This weekend is the baseball equivalent of your college graduate sitting on your couch eating your cereal. It’s nice when they come home triumphant. I’m so proud of my Twins! Here are some things to think about: 1. Rochester – In this city of 112,224 human beings and 679,000 Canadian geese, health care takes center stage with a rather large clinic dedicated to the treatment of injuries involving Mayonnaise. Each year 1.3 million patients come to Rochester because of these Mayonnaise injuries. Most of these injuries occur because of mistaken assumptions that salad dressing is the same thing. These types of injuries are obvious to all so no further explanation is needed from me. American City Business Journal has ranked Rochester second in the country for quality of life based on the high levels of income and education. Those high levels of income and education create rich know-it-all’s who understand the difference between salad dressing and Mayo. 2. Our Twins – I don’t care right now. I’m spending this entire weekend not caring, saving my strength for Tuesday and beyond. Starting Monday, I will make up ground by caring more in equal proportion to how much I don’t care this weekend. 3. The Tigers – One of the saddest things you will ever witness in the game of baseball is a team with under-achieving and over paid veterans. At the end of the season when there is nothing left to play for, it’s painfully obvious that they are mailing it in. You can actually hear the creaking of tents being folded as you watch them play. 4. Today’s Joe M Conversation: Montana: How old are you, Joe? McCarthy: 108 years old... if I’m allowed to keep counting. Some people claim I stopped back in 1957. Mauer: Jeez… and I thought I was old at 34 years old. Morgan: 34 is not old. Mauer: It is, too. Morgan: It really isn’t. Mauer: I’ve been alive before every single dog on the planet. Maddon: How old are you, Joe? Morgan: My age isn’t anybody’s business. I keep that info to myself. I’d appreciate not being asked. Maddon: Ok… I’ll never ask again. Montana: What does the 1943 in your email address mean? joem1943@massivewebmail Morgan: That was the year I was born 5. Doors – I pushed on a pull door yesterday. Guy next to me says, “It’s a pull.” Thank God he told me because my natural instinct was to try lifting from the bottom during my 2nd attempt at entry. _____________________ Lineups: TIGERS Ian Kinsler 2B Alex Presley DH Nick Castellanos RF Jeimer Candelario 3B Efren Navarro 1B James McCann C Andrew Romine LF JaCoby Jones CF Dixon Machado SS Matt Boyd P TWINS Brian Dozier 2B Eduardo Escobar 3B Byron Buxton CF Eddie Rosario LF Robbie Grossman DH Kennys Vargas 1B Max Kepler RF Chris Gimenez C Ehire Adrianza SS Kyle Gibson P Game-time forecast: Mostly clear, 59 deg F, winds at 4mph from the NE. Brrrr! Get the space heaters ready!!! Click here to view the article
  8. 1. Rochester – In this city of 112,224 human beings and 679,000 Canadian geese, health care takes center stage with a rather large clinic dedicated to the treatment of injuries involving Mayonnaise. Each year 1.3 million patients come to Rochester because of these Mayonnaise injuries. Most of these injuries occur because of mistaken assumptions that salad dressing is the same thing. These types of injuries are obvious to all so no further explanation is needed from me. American City Business Journal has ranked Rochester second in the country for quality of life based on the high levels of income and education. Those high levels of income and education create rich know-it-all’s who understand the difference between salad dressing and Mayo. 2. Our Twins – I don’t care right now. I’m spending this entire weekend not caring, saving my strength for Tuesday and beyond. Starting Monday, I will make up ground by caring more in equal proportion to how much I don’t care this weekend. 3. The Tigers – One of the saddest things you will ever witness in the game of baseball is a team with under-achieving and over paid veterans. At the end of the season when there is nothing left to play for, it’s painfully obvious that they are mailing it in. You can actually hear the creaking of tents being folded as you watch them play. 4. Today’s Joe M Conversation: Montana: How old are you, Joe? McCarthy: 108 years old... if I’m allowed to keep counting. Some people claim I stopped back in 1957. Mauer: Jeez… and I thought I was old at 34 years old. Morgan: 34 is not old. Mauer: It is, too. Morgan: It really isn’t. Mauer: I’ve been alive before every single dog on the planet. Maddon: How old are you, Joe? Morgan: My age isn’t anybody’s business. I keep that info to myself. I’d appreciate not being asked. Maddon: Ok… I’ll never ask again. Montana: What does the 1943 in your email address mean? joem1943@massivewebmail Morgan: That was the year I was born 5. Doors – I pushed on a pull door yesterday. Guy next to me says, “It’s a pull.” Thank God he told me because my natural instinct was to try lifting from the bottom during my 2nd attempt at entry. _____________________ Lineups: TIGERS Ian Kinsler 2B Alex Presley DH Nick Castellanos RF Jeimer Candelario 3B Efren Navarro 1B James McCann C Andrew Romine LF JaCoby Jones CF Dixon Machado SS Matt Boyd P TWINS Brian Dozier 2B Eduardo Escobar 3B Byron Buxton CF Eddie Rosario LF Robbie Grossman DH Kennys Vargas 1B Max Kepler RF Chris Gimenez C Ehire Adrianza SS Kyle Gibson P Game-time forecast: Mostly clear, 59 deg F, winds at 4mph from the NE. Brrrr! Get the space heaters ready!!!
  9. I've never been so disappointed with a loss in my life! Just kidding... I'm happy.
  10. I find it hard to blame anybody with the Twins for anything right now. They didn't make all the moves that I would have but that is my fault because I never called them to let them know.
  11. Put me down for Original Recipe My wife doesn't let me eat it anymore. I'm thinking about getting a new wife.
  12. It just takes a willingness to invest in the bullpen instead of being content using coupons.
  13. I was thinking about 4 new big arms at a cost of 20 million plus Burdi and Chargois.
  14. I love Buxton in CF. Dear Baseball Gods... Let him keep playing that way... and please keep him healthy.
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