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  1. I have no worries about any facet of Parmelee's defense. I am willing to be patient with his hitting until he finds it.
  2. OK... Well... Ummm... When World War 3 hits... I have two extra hours to stock up and find a bunker.
  3. No... It mean your isolated from Human Population.
  4. Yeah... Enjoy your Letterman tape delayed... When you start laughing... I've already moved on to other things.
  5. Lapu Lapu is what I named the black thing that plugs into the outlet in my car. It would accidentally get bent and Kill my Megellan.
  6. And... The bullpen is dead... He gotsta go another one. It's like watching the Twins while riding the corkscrew at Valley Fair.
  7. Deduno... A white knuckle ride success story.
  8. You have to be careful doing missionary work on Mactan Island.
  9. Yeah that was like Driving from Minneapolis to Duluth and going through Heyward Wisconsin and Brainerd and stopping at the Apolstle Islands.
  10. Stop by and get your wife something on Rodeo quickly.
  11. Thats too bad... Cuz I was starting to work up an idea on Luke 19. I was going to call the sermon... "Lessons from a tree climbing midget".
  12. Knud... Maybe I should take a shot at writing your sermon this Sunday. You also write one and let's see how close we are.
  13. wouldn't it be great if we could get up to 60% approval/happiness of Hicks on TD. I say 60% because... Well 60% optimism would require 3 straight World Series wins.
  14. Wow we typed our posts at the same time. Both Bow oriented.
  15. I hadn't been... But I recognize the path I'm on and it is leading to belief.
  16. Now we are starting to see that Hicks D that others were talking about.
  17. World Series Selection is based on who has the most chins. The extra padding protects them when they blindly walk into stuff. The Elevators in their Hotels move faster. OK that's all I got... Did any of those work?
  18. I gotta admit... It would have been easier for all if you would have asked... How fat are umpires? Asking why they are fat... Is hard to do without consulting a physiology textbook. BTW... I took physiology in College cuz I thought there would be naked girls to study. I dropped it real quick when I found out that it was about the immune and respitory system. I had much more success studying girls in my Rock Band.
  19. Welcome Glunn... Your usual late arrival I see.
  20. For Positioning Instruction Ease: When the supervisor of umpires review tapes for proper umpire positioning. They are easy to spot with the Goodyear Blimp footage. maybe they won't get better but I will keep trying.
  21. For out of town restaurant ease: They walk into restaurants and when they hand them a menu... They just hand it back and say yes please. ​they will get better
  22. Gardy had him in the lineup... The training staff administered a pre-game concussion test and got the urine sample mixed up with Terry Ryan's. Gardy got the report and benched him because of elevated levels of hallucinogens. that's Funny cuz... Terry Ryan is on Hallucinogens and the training staff used a urine sample for a concussion test.
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