Offseason workout program with Godzilla has really paid off down the stretch for him. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uPG2zs-VVnM/VN91aw7S1GI/AAAAAAAABPg/-MbuPYSx4ZU/s1600/Rodan%2Bmechag2.jpg
White Sox faced with the conflict of padding stats against dreadful Twins staff vs. leaving the park while there's still some Friday night left to make use of.
Twins cutting into the Phillies' MLB lead in negative run differential. Twins started the night 11 back... ahead... whatever, at -172 vs. Phillies' -183. And yet Philly has won a mind-boggling 13 more games than the Twins, so in a way you have to admire our team's efficiency in generating losses. Or not.
That was nice... 'hustle', I guess, on the almost-catch by Grossman, but it still reminds me that his biggest advantage over Delmon is that his superior athleticism allows him to get to more balls he can't catch than Delmon could.
Yup. Once fatigue sets in, it's just a matter of time before centrifugal force wins out. http://www.gifbin.com/bin/122013/reverse-1386615890_corgi_jumps_on_spinning_carousel.gif
I can always wipe it... like, with a cloth. Unfortunately a server, file or yogurt, would probably not crack the top five most odd things found in my bathroom over the years.
Buxton needs to call off the corner guys from 50 feet away or he's going to lose a knee. That time it only cost him a spectacular catch, but eventually his luck will run out.
Dick and Bert staged a mock walkout in tribute/sympathy tonight. To his credit, LaPanta has maintained an even amount of contempt for the Twins throughout the season, making it clear from the beginning that the whole thing is somewhat beneath him.
Bremer actually managed to muster some disappointment and irritation on his call when the losing run scored, although not surprise, because not even Olivier or Brando could have pulled that off.
Watching extra innings of a 100 loss Twins team is a little like getting a fourth crown on a healthy tooth because your dentist is having a 'buy three, get one free' sale. But only a little. A week after the season I'll already be missing the lovable, losing lugs.
I'm somewhat bitter that Molitor has finally managed to make me feel relieved that a hitter with 42 home runs was not asked to bunt. When a player has 42 home runs, the only correct sign for a bunt is a burning bush. http://media.theiapolis.com/d4/hIJ/i1RFO/k4/l1RVO/wZJ/charlton-heston-as-moses-in-the-ten-commandments.jpg