Candlestick Park was the best park in the league to watch empty plastic shopping bags swirl around in little outfield trashnados. Not sure if that's helpful to the discussion.
Sliding safely under the catcher's tag: "Sano place like home!: En route to third for his annual triple: "Miguel rounding second on his Sanomobile!" Making his second error of a ballgame: "Sanoooobody knows the trouble he's seen..."
Yes, it was a magical time for music, pitcher RBI's, and mass reenactments of the horrors people experienced in the Dark Ages. http://i.imgur.com/jtdi1pk.jpg
Another Buxton K, served extra-RiSPy. That's the end of the line for me. And probably also of the major league meal money for a Twins reliever or two. http://www.hmhco.com/~/media/sites/home/at-home/consumer/oregon-trail/otstickersiconhmhcocom2.png?la=en "Your bullpen has died of dysentery."
Greyhound all the way. Too bad we don't still have DanSan to send down with him and keep him company... http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-A7wr3eS33Tg/VGkhdGNvr6I/AAAAAAAASAY/c7n6IhoXCNg/s1600/ptabus.gif
When circumstances call for it, the Twins' Traveling Secretary can make arrangements for a direct flight to AAA from just about anywhere. http://14544-presscdn-0-64.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/human-cannonball-750x501.jpg
And so a childhood friend of "Danny" Valencia cruelly betrays the secret of his parents' ill-advised insistence on choosing a name for their boy that rhymed with that of his twin brother 'Cupid'.