And when you visit, don't forget to set aside a late night, early morning, and some bail/bribe money to broaden your cultural horizons across the border!
Without my being able to resort to random .gifs to distract from my appalling lack of knowledge of hardcore baseball strategy, it would be sort of like having Harpo Marx on the radio. Sight gags only work during booth shots.
I imagine my random utterances being greeted much like Dick prodding gingerly at the guy who grabbed Pujols' 600th home run as if he were an extraterrestrial who wandered into the booth.
Candlestick Park was the best park in the league to watch empty plastic shopping bags swirl around in little outfield trashnados. Not sure if that's helpful to the discussion.
Sliding safely under the catcher's tag: "Sano place like home!: En route to third for his annual triple: "Miguel rounding second on his Sanomobile!" Making his second error of a ballgame: "Sanoooobody knows the trouble he's seen..."
Yes, it was a magical time for music, pitcher RBI's, and mass reenactments of the horrors people experienced in the Dark Ages. http://i.imgur.com/jtdi1pk.jpg
Another Buxton K, served extra-RiSPy. That's the end of the line for me. And probably also of the major league meal money for a Twins reliever or two. http://www.hmhco.com/~/media/sites/home/at-home/consumer/oregon-trail/otstickersiconhmhcocom2.png?la=en "Your bullpen has died of dysentery."
Greyhound all the way. Too bad we don't still have DanSan to send down with him and keep him company... http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-A7wr3eS33Tg/VGkhdGNvr6I/AAAAAAAASAY/c7n6IhoXCNg/s1600/ptabus.gif
When circumstances call for it, the Twins' Traveling Secretary can make arrangements for a direct flight to AAA from just about anywhere. http://14544-presscdn-0-64.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/human-cannonball-750x501.jpg