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  1. No chocolate. Have it on good authority that the world might end if...
  2. Yes, but not enough to quit. http://i3.cpcache.com/product_zoom/663521752/too_legit_to_quit.jpg?color=BlackWhite&height=460&width=460&padToSquare=true
  3. This is just relentlessly bad baseball, even if you ignore what's at stake...
  4. Welcome to the I Get Bombo's Joke club. What are your feelings about being president? And yes, GaitGate might enter into some conversations, but...
  5. Depends on how often you feel that it happens.... http://www.historyrundown.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Moon-landing-400x372.jpg
  6. This >>>>>>> game is >>>>>> straining my >>>>>love of >>>>>>>>>>>>> baseball.
  7. The game has come to that. Judging the merits of an intentional walk.
  8. If only I had a hundred dollar bill for every time I've heard that, including different last words that started with 'F'.
  9. Smores don't mix with fish. The details of the camping trip from which I garnered this knowledge are not important.
  10. That would be disappointing under any cirmcumstances, but even more so if it was not a Suburban-sized Tzu that was brought back to life by Spielberg. Either way, any chance it will show up in the flash flood waterfall diorama in whichever museum in Phoenix that you pay ten dollars a head to pan for gold that they take from you and then you end up in a mock underground prison?
  11. Nu uhh, BroChiefus. Was driving like knievel to get my daughter to her 3D chess lesson at Star Trek immersion school, and Achter passed on our left side in the only Porsche Cayenne in the world that passes the eye test for being the first manned Earth vehicle to land on Mars. PS We were in the {far left} carpool lane when it happened. INORIGHT! http://hdwallpapers.cat/wallpaper/bocephus_gac_singer_country_music_people_hd-wallpaper-115598.jpg
  12. At the height of Jordan's incredible career, a sports talk guy hyped him with the claim that the top five list of hypothetical contemporary back courts would have to include "Michael Jordan and... you". From 2011-13, the answer to the hypothetical question 'Name the teams whose combined pitchers performed the worst in a game today' was pretty much 'The Twins', and... anyone'. But yeah, pretty freakin' awful. Somewhere a Scott Boras lackey is on the phone right now attempting to negotiate NetJet rates for a contract counter-offer on behalf of a Jugs pitchbot who can sometimes get a batter out.
  13. There's always chocolate... http://i.ytimg.com/vi/8YAhSxOIOe4/hqdefault.jpg
  14. C'mon, Dave. The way this game is going the Vikings could win by two touchdowns and a safety.
  15. Anybody watching the game would find it difficult to argue otherwise... http://www.ejection-history.org.uk/AEROBATIC/fairford01.jpg
  16. Because the logjam of quality starters is keeping him out of the rotation.
  17. Dick: "Achter had a tough time getting the Twins out of the second." Yes, in much the same way that the Titanic had a tough time getting its passengers across the Atlantic. http://theactionelite.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/titanic-sinking.jpg
  18. Dozier .205/.286/.359 in the second half. That's not a slump. That's an injury or a half-season's worth of unexplained terrible.
  19. fify. But it's okay because in this case it's clearly medicinal.
  20. It might come to Traveshamockery before it's over... http://s.mcstatic.com/thumb/1754027/8157956/4/flash_player/0/1/miller_2004_president_of_beers_2.jpg
  21. Patience. It's only the second inning.
  22. "Get to da chop"... http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/11117/111172491/3964369-explosion.gif Oh, crud. Too late.
  23. http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/PrimitiveScrewhead1973/ohfudgegiftumblr_zps471240c9.gif Except I didn't say 'Fudge'.
  24. Tonight he's like a mythological beast. Hittable Allen Anderson, with the control issues of Wild Ron Davis.
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