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MVP Nick Punto

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Everything posted by MVP Nick Punto

  1. MVP Nick Punto
    The way Dick was calling that I coulda sworn that wasn't going out until it did.
  2. MVP Nick Punto
    Pretty soon, he'll be hitting his homers only 200ft!
  3. MVP Nick Punto
    Now, I know I might get in trouble for bringing math into this, but I've noticed a pattern. Our runs scored per inning are 1-0-2-0-4. If we continue this pattern, we score 8 in the 7th and 16 in the 9th: 1-0-2-0-4-0-8-0-16. I know you all probably don't want to stay up that long, but remember, don't blame me, blame math.
  4. MVP Nick Punto
    Gotta qualify for the W
  5. MVP Nick Punto
    Cruz's OPS now sits at a paltry .975
  6. MVP Nick Punto
    Cruz Control
  7. MVP Nick Punto
    Foul balls have predatory instincts?
  8. MVP Nick Punto
    He might file a lawsuit against him after the game, though.
  9. MVP Nick Punto
    I've always thought the best decision if you manage to get caught in a rundown was to run into a defender. I just always imagined it happening on the basepath, though.
  10. MVP Nick Punto
    DFA Cruz
  11. MVP Nick Punto
    Hey, he gets hungry out there, running so fast.
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  13. MVP Nick Punto
    Someone asked something along the lines of "are the Yankees going to bring their own umps to the playoffs, too?" in the gamethread and I responded "yes.", so, I thought it was appropriate to drop it here, too:
  14. MVP Nick Punto
    Don't they always?
  15. MVP Nick Punto
    One week 'til July 31st.
  16. MVP Nick Punto
    I'd say his performance was actually pretty gross tonight.
  17. MVP Nick Punto
    DFArraez. Kid can't play.
  18. MVP Nick Punto
    #0. They just declare a Twins win when he's in the lineup.
  19. MVP Nick Punto
    Maybe we shouldn't start 2 players with the same first name in the same game, again. Today, players named Jake were clearly cursed.
  20. MVP Nick Punto
    Am I greedy to want an Arraez double so he can't get doubled off to end the inning?
  21. MVP Nick Punto
    The top of the lineup politely ​declines.
  22. MVP Nick Punto
    Is he officially nicknamed Alka-Smeltzer now?
  23. MVP Nick Punto
    What a way to end an inning. Can we please get a couple of Cruz, Sano, G-Sauce homers?
  24. MVP Nick Punto
    Walk him.
  25. MVP Nick Punto
    How deflating.
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