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  1. Bark's Lounge
    Bummer... It sucks to see a potential big inning squandered. At least Plouffe came through with the SF.
  2. Bark's Lounge
    It wasn't perfect, but an efficient first inning to start Mr. Gibson's career.
  3. Bark's Lounge
    Close enough.
  4. Bark's Lounge
    What if the winner of this debate was awarded the privilege of spending a romantic evening with the above noted actresses. Unless someone has invented a time machine, that seems like some kind of horrifying roller coaster ride. If Gilligan was alive, I would choose him. At least he had some contraband he could share with me to take the edge off of the evening's festivities.
  5. Bark's Lounge
    I once thought that Twins baseball was an escape for me. I once believed it to be a happy place. Tonight this godforesaken season of Bi-Polar play has beat me down. It is the wicked stepfather with his tightly clenched fist gripping his belt with all his might. It is your first love, that breaks your heart and leaves you with a gift of V.D. It is being a baby bunny, trapped in a 5'x5' cage of Siberian Tigers. Today's game had the feel of the film "Requiem for a Dream". Back at em' tomorrow... Hip, Hip, Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Bark's Lounge
    Ha-Cha-Cha-Cha!
  7. Bark's Lounge
    John, I dig your impersonation of Max from the "Hart to Hart" drama series from the 1980's. It's not as good as your singing voice, but it is quite exceptional.
  8. Bark's Lounge
    Brian - I am just not sure if you can have a Glorm without a Cliff Clavin - that needs to be figured out. Sha-Baazzie it is for the one and only Chief.
  9. Bark's Lounge
    I must say - I have viewed a lot of the game threads this year. They are a major upgrade x infinity from last year. You guys/gals are hilarious, and these threads are uber fun. I am retiscent to join in sometimes as I don't want to wreck the chemistry. I look forward to viewing and maybe joining in tomorrow.
  10. Bark's Lounge
    You and Me both Glunny!!!
  11. Bark's Lounge
    5 days from now... play it again Sam!
  12. Bark's Lounge
    That's the best generic soda pop out there. I think the T-Wolves made out well.
  13. Bark's Lounge
    As a person who does not subscribe to any religious belief - I don't think it's a big deal. I have no idea whether it was the ownership's or ground crew's idea - if it was the ownership of the Card's, they have every right to do as such... if such an action isolates a fan base and causes a stir - I would be surprised. As long as the people of faith are not knocking at my door - trying to convert me, or passing laws that interfere with my way of life - I am chill with it. Everyone has their deal... as a bumper sticker I see quite often says: "Co-Exist".
  14. Bark's Lounge
    Well, at least it was a "Frogger" scenario. What if it were a Q-Bert scenario? How could explain that in written text?
  15. Bark's Lounge
    I am aware of the superstitious acts some carry around this site to bring us a win. Just to let you know I am supportive of this: I have cut myself, in my forearm, a cartoon portrait of Lil' Orphan Annie - and I have ingested some Psilocybin mushrooms. Although the Twins are losing, I am most assured that I can help everyone. I am the priest of unexpected colors. I wish I could grab this fog that is surrounding my essence... I want to wear it as a jacket. What were we talking about... oh yeah! I prefer Charlie Chaplin over Buster Keaton - easily.
  16. Bark's Lounge
    You cannot have Glorm without a *liff. That is simple science.
  17. Bark's Lounge
    Glunn, I am not sure if what you posted creeps me out or if I am in awe that you moonlight as a romance novelist.
  18. Bark's Lounge
    I would hope to high hell that Romero is not viewed as a player who could sub-plant Plouffe. Whether Plouffe has a future in Twin's Org or another is beyond my control, but I feel, in my gut, Plouffe is going hit 30 HR's a few or more times. Plouffe cannot stop the roaring and speeding train known as Miguel Sano, but Sano as a Third baseman is definitely not a certainty. I hope Plouffe can remain healthy the rest of the season and show that his presence in the line-up is needed for this club's future plans. If not, maybe he will end up playing 2B in Baltimore and become a member of the All-30 Home Run hitting infield - Chris Davis, Trevor Plouffe, JJ Hardy, Manny Machado... maybe even Matt Wieters will join the fold.
  19. Bark's Lounge
    Just found out. I missed the game as I had a Wedding Reception to attend. 1 homerun... how insulting. As far as I am concerned he owes us. And I demand that we be payed in full by the end of tomorrow.
  20. Bark's Lounge
    Thanks John, and I wish you a belated joyous anniversary of your entrance into this dimension of which we all exist... I think? My belated birthday wishes still stand in case I am wrong.
  21. Bark's Lounge
    Plouffe getting reinstated today from the DL is a good omen - it his birthday today. I am thinking Trevor hits a couple jacks tonight - one for his birthday, and one for mine. ¡Hágalos pagar al Sr. Plouffe!
  22. Bark's Lounge
    Well, because I am a half breed of an Elk and Human, I unfortunately had to have surgery to remove my antlers. Just to be honest, they were not a full on antler set. They were just nubs growing from my head - sort of like the depictions you get from a stereotypical devil or Satan visual. If I can rid myself of these hoofs - things should work out better for me. I will be freed of my chains and able to join the homosapien community. I reject my country folk upbringing!
  23. Bark's Lounge
    I am anxious for the return of Plouffe. He might not field as well as Carroll, but at least the opposing outfield will not position themselves 20 feet behind the infielders when he is at bat. It is safe to say that Plouffe has some competitive heat on him coming from the high minor leagues. It's time for Plouffe to **** or get off the pot.
  24. Bark's Lounge
    I'm bummed. It was nice that the Twin's won 2 out of 3 against the Phil's, but since the nice little offensive run we had against the Brewers and Mariners, our offense has fallen flat on it's face. It's been tough to watch this team the last week or two. I must say that I am not a fan of Bi-Polar baseball. I guess I am not one who is built to enjoy riding a roller coaster on a frequent basis. Just a guess - the Twins do not win this one.
  25. Bark's Lounge
    Come on - leave Bruce Springsteen out of this.
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