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  1. Bark's Lounge
    Yowza... one of my muscles is feeling really tight.
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    If Wildcat means she has sour cream and coffee breath and warts on her hands - I concur!
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    I'd eat it.
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    Depending on whether it's pizza or chinese. I will either bake a Totino's Party Pizza or Cook some Ramen Noodles, put it in a small plastic sandwich bag and give that to the delivery person as a tip. Sometimes I will give them an autograph on a receipt... I think that is sufficient.
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    Well, No biggy. I am still trying to work out the kinks. I'll throw him out there tomorrow... Hoo Hoo Ha Ha Ha!!! (meant to be the laugh of an evil scientist)
  7. Bark's Lounge
    Until Ashbury with Olivia arrives. Let's give this Ziggy Barkdust thing another try.
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    I am at a loss for words.
  9. Bark's Lounge
    Glunn... I hate your attention to details. I had a vasectomy.
  10. Bark's Lounge
    Done and done.
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    No lightning strikes tonight compadre. Olivia has arrived. Ziggy Barkdust has been deactivated... thank goodness.
  12. Bark's Lounge
    Since Ashbury is not here and nobody has provided a rally avatar in his stead. I will begrudgingly do so. It is called Ziggy Barkdust. I hope I do not regret this. Nell Carter was my 2nd choice.
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    God Bless the United States of Olivia!!!
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    I guess my intuition payed off this time.
  15. Bark's Lounge
    So many good places to take this one. Am I afraid to go the distance? Do I have some semblance of class left in the dark abyss that is my soul? If I pull the trigger, will it screw up my karma or land me in jail. (Sigh) I'm gonna have to pass on this one.
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    If I were a teenager and it was revealed to me that this was my fate. I would light up a torch and burn "it" off. 3 Wives... how did your great-grandfather do it?
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    Ka-Ching!$!$!$!
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    ...a Johnny Appleseed of sorts.
  19. Bark's Lounge
    Shhh... that information was suppose to remain between you and me.
  20. Bark's Lounge
    I have not gone in a few years. I've got my mental plate full with our beloved MN Twins.
  21. Bark's Lounge
    (Hypothetically, If you were not married) I would be happy to set you up, If you like your women like Lenny Small, with 5-9 children, all with different fathers.
  22. Bark's Lounge
    The Twins are playing like people act at my family reunions. They seem drunk, stoned, or strung out on crack or meth. They are stumbling around, falling down, walking in no particular direction. All that is missing from this game to make this comparison spot on is that no Twins player has pulled down his pants and randomly urinated in front of everyone or noticeably pooped their pants.
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    It appears that Albers is still grieving the loss of his fellow countryman Morneau. It was mean spirited of the Twins to start him today. Cold hearted bastards.
  24. Bark's Lounge
    I am still optimistic about Hicks also. Whether Rosario ends up playing LF, CF, or RF, if not 2B... it will get talent on the Major League field of play - something the Twins need and he appears to be a guy who can successfully transition back to the OF.
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    With the emergence of Brian Dozier at Second base this season, it would seem logical to play Eddie Rosario in the OF 35%-50% in the minors next season… maybe even the AFL next month. I understand that Rosario is more valuable as a second baseman, but I feel like his bat can play in LF and CF… strike that... it can play at all 3 OF positions. If my memory serves me correct from tidbits I have read in the last 3 years, Rosario was thought to have the athleticism, arm and natural instinct to stay in CF and his move to 2B was brought on by a glutton of OF prospects and the faith the Twins Organization had in his athleticism to make a successful conversion to second base. If Dozier is the real deal and he is locked in for the foreseeable future. It seems like this would be the correct thing to do as Rosario’s bat is just about Major League ready. Excluding trades – what’s your take?
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