I enjoyed reading the opening post, even though it brought two things to mind: the word "whippersnapper" and the phrase "get off my lawn". My favorite Bert story: he talked about his first major league game at the age of 19. He gave up a home run to the first major league batter he faced, Lee Maye. He said on a broadcast that that brought manager Bill Rigney out to the mound, where Rigney told him that that wasn't the only home run he would ever give up. He proceeded to allow no more runs in 7 innings, striking out 7 and getting the win.