in all seriousness though, having Suzie dh in September for a 100 loss team is indefensible. But, the guy's been kind of a bright spot this year offensively. We all know that, right?
Not exactly related, but I can now do that thing where the beer can rests on the crest of my gut when I'm in a reclined pose. I'm approaching peak dad-bod.
My best guess is we're just seeing the old "I'll-back-you-up-in-public-to-save-face-but-you'll-'voluntarily'-walk-away-after-the-season-is-over" deal they offered to Terry.
Dozier had 13 home runs in August. That's good. Twins went 11-22 in August. That's bad. Home runs are a heck of a lot of fun, but we're going to have to make some sacrifices.
Well, this is just disgusting. I formally relinquish the game thread for this evening, but I'm just trying to be the bigger man. 'Good guys.' You ought to be ashamed.