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  1. Pardon My Dinger
    Listen, fella. You keep your junk out of my dirt, and we don’t have a problem.
  2. Pardon My Dinger
    Somebody has a fetish...
  3. Pardon My Dinger
    Yes. But this might work out, though.
  4. Pardon My Dinger
    Gosh, and they smell so good too! You’d never have guessed it, but I am being pounded on like a veal cutlet my god.
  5. Pardon My Dinger
    Yeah, but no. You mightn’t have guessed it, but they’re really burly.
  6. Pardon My Dinger
    Ok. One for courage.
  7. Pardon My Dinger
    Oh my god, they’re all so big.
  8. Pardon My Dinger
    Ok, I’m gonna fight these bastards! More to come!
  9. Pardon My Dinger
    You guys, should I fight all the Yankees fans, all by myself, whaddya think?
  10. Pardon My Dinger
    Well, MNT1996, if that is your real name (I’m pretty sure it’s NOT!), it’s pretty dang clear which side you’re on.
  11. Pardon My Dinger
    OK, I’m just gonna say it: Aaron Judge can either start doing human like things, or he can be tried as the interstellar alien imposter that he truly is. There, I said it.
  12. Pardon My Dinger
    Yes! Barf this man!
  13. Pardon My Dinger
    There are, like, a lot of Yankees fans around here, and I don’t think they are aware how much suffereing I’ve already been through. There’s beating a dead horse, and there’s this.
  14. Pardon My Dinger
    DJ LeMahieu: home run hitter, sex hair haver.
  15. Pardon My Dinger
    bECAUSE YOU LEFT YOUR cAPS ON, yOU jOKER!!!
  16. Pardon My Dinger
    That was some terrible stuff. Just turrible.
  17. Pardon My Dinger
    Big Mig doesn’t give a care, now how!
  18. Pardon My Dinger
    Could be worse, gang. Four more chances.
  19. Pardon My Dinger
    Dude, this is not very good stuff, right here.
  20. Pardon My Dinger
    I told you I love you! WHAT MORE CAN I OFFER YOU?!
  21. Pardon My Dinger
    I am glad to see Berrios on the mound again.
  22. Pardon My Dinger
    I hate the Twins
  23. Pardon My Dinger
    I love you!
  24. Pardon My Dinger
    I’ve been waiting for 20+ years for a reason to believe. Let me tell you, that’s some tough stuff.
  25. Pardon My Dinger
    At the risk of pointing out the obvious: too soon? TOO SOON?!
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