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  1. You don't... (Get down off an Elephant) You get down off a Duck. (Or other water fowl, i believe? I don't know if that includes Penguins or not)
  2. So um... Seventh inning joke time? (Reaches into old camp story joke bag...) Apparently Clydesdales suffer horribly from birds nesting in their hair. And the stable boys didn't know how to help 'em... So someone (presumably Chief?) suggested applying yeast. It did the trick. So they asked how he knew... The response: "Oh, Yeast is Yeast and Nest is Nest, and Never the Mane shall Tweet."
  3. I think it has something to do with units of force and pressure, and the people after which they are named? Doh! I fell for that... Chief said never to explain jokes... I lose.
  4. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
  5. 6-4. And we finally chased the pitcher. I forget... What sort of relief does their bullpen contain?
  6. Hope both you and the Twins catch up before the game ends...
  7. Is a hitting a Texas Leaguer in Texas considered taunting? Dozier drove in Santana with one... 6-3 and counting.
  8. Didn't know you could sacrifice with 2 out... Santana's on second!
  9. Less than half way through the game. There's still time.
  10. For all his managerial sins, would you accept pennants?
  11. 2 outs! We may yet get out of this inning...
  12. Done. Bigger, next time? I don't wanna have to hear about the one that got away...
  13. I was gonna answer: In the catcher's glove...
  14. It's alright. Gooneys make mistakes... Just don't make any more.
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