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  1. sampleSizeOfOne
    And a Dozier does what Doziers do...
  2. sampleSizeOfOne
    Off the bench, he could strike at any time.
  3. sampleSizeOfOne
    What about Hector 'n' Jector?
  4. sampleSizeOfOne
    Did the list say where he was famous?
  5. sampleSizeOfOne
    4-0 after 3. (cbu) No worries. It is still a game. Just like telling a joke, you wait for the punch line.
  6. sampleSizeOfOne
    Do i want to know how many first inning runs we've allowed this season? Then why did i ask?
  7. sampleSizeOfOne
    Not often you read "Flies into a force out." on gameday...
  8. sampleSizeOfOne
    In The Illiad. By Homer. That was indeed a clever tie in to the intro. My hats off to you!
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    I was confusing Hector with Hannibal for a moment. My bad. Those H's will get ya every time...
  10. sampleSizeOfOne
    No wait... He was the one who didn't have a heel named after him. That's it.
  11. sampleSizeOfOne
    Go... where? Isn't there a Hector that had something to do with elephants? Or was it Rhinoceri?
  12. sampleSizeOfOne
    We also get to welcome our new pitcher, hopefully with a bit of run support... Knock on wood... Or more aptly, the wood does the knocking... Anyway... I should remember. Speak softly and swing a big stick.
  13. sampleSizeOfOne
    Yep. And roaming the spacious plains of center field.
  14. sampleSizeOfOne
    Concur.
  15. sampleSizeOfOne
    Call me Ishmael. No seriousl, would it hurt you to pick up the phone every once in a while? We worry... Last night's comments about no tome game thread intros made me want to write the great american game thread intro... To me, there is currently no greater out let for self expression. Unless you count telling jokes. Or playing the tuba. Baseball exhibits a weird fascination. With nothing to do, folk will find them selves wandering down to the sea... i mean a baseball game. But alas, i haven't got time. So just noting the cliffs... 5. Homeruns, or whales. As i am calling them in this intro. What is your favorite Euphemism? Er, sans further ado... (here endeth the Thome tome) 11:10 PM CT Twins Hector Santiago (L) 1. Brian Dozier (R ) 2B 2. Joe Mauer (L) DH 3. Max Kepler (L) RF 4. Miguel Sano ( R) 3B 5. Kennys Vargas (S) 1B 6. Eduardo Escobar (S) SS 7. Robbie Grossman (S) LF 8. Kurt Suzuki ( R) C 9. Byron Buxton (R ) CF Indians Mike Clevinger (R ) 1. Rajai Davis (R ) CF 2. Jason Kipnis (L) 2B 3. Francisco Lindor (S) SS 4. Mike Napoli ( R) DH 5. Carlos Santana (S) 1B 6. Jose Ramirez (S) 3B 7. Brandon Guyer (R ) LF 8. Abraham Almonte (S) RF 9. Roberto Perez (R ) C Gametime Forecast: 83°F • Drizzle • 42% PoP
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    Shoot. Just realized the schedule said 12 eastern time, not central time... i'll get right on it...
  17. sampleSizeOfOne
    Figures that when i finally put the trash out and plug the cellphone in, the games over. There are five swings rated the most passionate, the most pure.... This one left them all in the dust.
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    Cleanlimess is next to... cleanly, i think. Been awhile since i read a dictionary. Point being, the broom shouldn't be an unfamiliar tool. But no need to be ostentatious.
  19. sampleSizeOfOne
    I thought i was going faster... My way's not very sportsmanlike. 20... What was that again?
  20. sampleSizeOfOne
    Alas, i cannot take credit: From the Great Space Coaster on tv in the 80s... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mAwVIZDAUF0
  21. sampleSizeOfOne
    "For 40 likes you get to hear an 80 year old joke i just made up..." 3rd time was the charm for the octigenarian who, on that birthday, had cake... and 82.
  22. sampleSizeOfOne
    "For 30 likes you get a parmiesan for president joke." (fixed my spelling...) Making cheese grate again.
  23. sampleSizeOfOne
    "For 20 likes, you get to hear about the bizarre liscense plate on a car that just passed me." The plate said "bczar" it took me a moment.
  24. sampleSizeOfOne
    "For 10 likes, you get joke about stereotyping." That would be typing... with two hands.
  25. sampleSizeOfOne
    Holy smokes! I turn my back for a moment, and there are 60 likes! I scaled my incentives... poorly. The PB ref i had in mind was "Not to 50!" Will have to look up the rest of 'em. Oh yeah. And i missed some of the game...
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