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  1. a hundred couplets? easy. the real challange is... couple hundredlets.
  2. Meh, I bet there already is a sarcasm font. Just no one knows that's what it is. And i'm bad at choosing formatting or font. One more thing to think about. Someday, maybe i'll even use emoji.
  3. I don't know... That's how come i asked. (if they get a sarcasm font, i want an innocuous font too) I liked that 2 walk inning though, all said and done.
  4. Chesapeake Bay Crabs Sweater than Carolina's Fresher salt water... What if we had crabs? they'd make Minnesota proud! Just like our Lutefisk. Likewise Baseball Teams play like they're under water will come up for breath Thanks for noticing Today's game thread consists of Uninspired Haiku Or inspired Haiku written by and for the folk too lazy to count. Orioles 0. Jorge Lopez (R ) P 1. Cedric Mullins ( L) CF 2. Freddy Galvis ( S ) SS 3. Trey Mancini (R ) 1B 4. Anthony Santander ( S ) DH 5. DJ Stewart ( L) RF 6. Maikel Franco (R ) 3B 7. Stevie Wilkerson ( S ) LF 8. Pat Valaika (R ) 2B 9. Chance Sisco ( L) C Twins 0. Michael Pineda (R ) P 1. Max Kepler ( L) RF 2. Jorge Polanco ( S ) 2B 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Alex Kirilloff ( L) 1B 5. Miguel Sano (R ) 3B 6. Trevor Larnach ( L) LF 7. Willians Astudillo (R ) C 8. Rob Refsnyder (R ) CF 9. Andrelton Simmons (R ) SS How many poets Does it take to change light-bulbs? (write your own answer)
  5. Parting is such sweet sorrow. Thanks for sticking it out until the end.
  6. Is that why the Vikings can't protect their quarterback?
  7. People are allowed to say more than one thing.... (and just to make sure i got it right...)
  8. In the words of StrongBad. "A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all."
  9. No, i got it right the first time. Day (as in Doris, or perhaps Dennis) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Tap_Dance_Day
  10. One isn't really trying unless one's shirt is dirty.
  11. When are you going to try out for the ballet? I'd come to see that. PS. I heard on the radio recently about National Tap Dancing Day (or was it week?)
  12. A quandary that: what reputable Surgeon would operate on a wrist knuckle bone?
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