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So... yes?
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Did we win yet?
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Cool sweet breazon. Exactly what we need here. When do ya start? We got our work cut out for us. Do they how much work i gotta do? There is something appealing about being able to barter for a season ticket and a place to stay. Is it within walking distance? Or must i work on my hitch-hiking skills? Just so long as i make fist pitch with something in my belly. -
I feel i missed something by not watching more PBS as a kid.
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Only 3 K's. You're right! (and here i thought you were talking about the game.)
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We got Buxton. Flies don't drop on his watch. Ergo our pitchers are safe. (QED)
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I can see that happening.
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Me neither. But is it funny?
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Also more shooter joke than a better joke (and i think those are different things, unless perhaps you are shooting craps? Anyway, this sage advice came to mind: Safety first... Then trigger.
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Doesn't involve betting, but i always was a fan of this: Lieutenant. And how came you to leave your last employ? Point. Why, sir, it was in this wise. My Lord was the Archbishop of Canterbury, and it was considered that one of my jokes was unsuited to His Grace's family circle. In truth, I ventured to ask a poor riddle, sir — Wherein lay the difference between His Grace and poor Jack Point? His Grace was pleased to give it up, sir. And thereupon I told him that whereas His Grace was paid £10,000 a year for being good, poor Jack Point was good — for nothing. 'Twas but a harmless jest, but it offended His Grace, who whipped me and set me in the stocks for a scurril rogue, and so we parted. I had as lief not take post again with the dignified clergy.
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Would saying the odds are even count as a better joke?
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Must i? Very well... (this may take a while)
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Sigh. @Riverbrian Once upon a time, didn't you have a mop joke in your signature? Or am i getting senile?
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T-Wolves Regular Season Thread
sampleSizeOfOne replied to Pardon My Dinger's topic in Minnesota Timberwolves Talk
Oh wow. Folk responded and i wasn't here converse sorry. So apparently we lose more with the other guy. I hope he is back for the playoffs, but as you can see, i haven't been following as closely as i should. -
Took me a while to get the over arching lavatorial bent of your comment. So you think maybe we should invest in a plunger? Or a mop?
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The Sleeper must awaken! (nothing like a Dune reference after missing a game...)
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Maybe they were really really good at fielding.
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Fifth Starter Conversation Turns to Chestnut
sampleSizeOfOne replied to RandBalls Stu's topic in Twins Daily Front Page News
Is this what coaches mean about having the horses to get tot he post season? I always thought it was metaphorical, like going to heaven if you have been good. -
Oh well. Maybe next time.
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Didn't know he was here on TwinsDaily... Hey George, um... what was my question again?
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Evidently Camargo is not Lewis with basses loaded. But i am glad he beat out the double play so a run scored. Little things are important too.
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Gosh, i hope not... But if ya do, can we go thru a drive thru? I'd like a large value meal.
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How about now?
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How come it is "pitch timer violation" rather than "pitcher time violation"?
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Did we win yet?
