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  1. Riverbrian
    Let's try this: Joe Mauer walks into a bar Bartender: How's it going? Mauer: Holding my own I guess Bartender: You'd get arrested if you held someone else's.
  2. Riverbrian
    Practice Practice Practice... I can watch the game and google "walks into bar jokes". You got the same ability. I know you can.
  3. Riverbrian
    A woman and a Pig walk into a bar. Bartender: where'd you get the pig? Woman: That's not a pig... It's a duck. Bartender: i know... I was talking to the duck.
  4. Riverbrian
    A guy walks into a bar and ask "do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips"? The bartenders replies... "No... We only have plain"
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  6. Riverbrian
    Honestly... In my opinion... That's what makes Vin Scully perhaps the best. He will leave the game of baseball to tell a story.
  7. Riverbrian
    A Screwdriver walks into a bar... The bartender says... Hey... We have a drink named after you. The screwdriver says... "You have a drink called Murray"?
  8. Riverbrian
    Baseball is a beautiful game and that is part of the beauty.
  9. Riverbrian
    And he is!!!
  10. Riverbrian
    A rabbi, a priest and a Lutheran minister walks into a bar... The Bartender says... "What is this? Some kinda joke".
  11. Riverbrian
    Plouffe has been better
  12. Riverbrian
    Honestly... It's a tough job with a unique skill. It's tough to talk for three hours. It's a slow game and the action is primarily routine. You are almost guaranteed to say something pointless and repeat phrases.
  13. Riverbrian
    I did the same thing when I got married. "I do" that's a big moment... Time for another bite of Mac and Cheese.
  14. Riverbrian
    The Clarinet holds it all together
  15. Riverbrian
    Yeah... It makes no sense to try and keep a plum job watching baseball. Bite those hands... Bite them!!! Truth to POWER!!!
  16. Riverbrian
    Hey Man... Ummm... Where are the Hickory chips?
  17. Riverbrian
    Mauer!!! Nice!!!
  18. Riverbrian
    Walk In Tubs Walk In Freezers Walk In Closet Walk In Clinics Whats next?
  19. Riverbrian
    Bells and whistles sound noisy... It would take all of the soothingness away.
  20. Riverbrian
    Dick: Deep drive... Way Back... Outta Here!!! Home run Ashbury... Oh baby... That was a no doubter. Bert: He dropped the Bat head on that.
  21. Riverbrian
    Yeah... I think ChiTown owns Poop around here.
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  23. Riverbrian
    The arm of Santana is a little erratic. Must be the crow hop screwing him up.
  24. Riverbrian
    Where did you find that? That Tux doesn't fit anymore but I sure looked good.
  25. Riverbrian
    I would... Right in the legs.
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