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  1. Riverbrian
    This isn't a joke but it reminds me of the conversation I had with my wife after I broke my arm. It went like this: Me: Hi Honey... I was driving over to Jennifer's house... A dog ran in front of my car... I swerved to avoid it but I corrected too much and I went through the guard rail on the viaduct. I smashed the hell out of your car... It's a total loss. When I got out of the car... I stepped onto the road to look at it and I got hit by a car... It was a strange coincidence because it was your mother who was driving the car that hit me. Anyway... I'm in the emergency room now... I'll be Ok... I broke my arm. Wife: Who the Hell is Jennifer?
  2. Riverbrian
    That post is gonna be hard to top.
  3. Riverbrian
    Before I joke about it... Let me seriously say... I'm sorry to hear that. How did it happen? Now if I can joke about. Let's go with... "I don't see anything humerus about that".
  4. Riverbrian
    Twins playing ball today... I can feel it. Nice hustle by Hicks.
  5. Riverbrian
    I ran... I ran so far away... Would take on new meaning.
  6. Riverbrian
    LOL... Thanks... It's Beautiful but you forgot to put "Camp" at the beginning.
  7. Riverbrian
    And the Royals won!
  8. Riverbrian
    Since Chiefs not here at the moment. Someone has to be him.
  9. Riverbrian
    You sir... Are... Back handedly positive!!!
  10. Riverbrian
    I have... I got a nice autographed note from the mayor. Asking me not to come back. There are some really big hills around Bozeman Montana that are worth the drive.
  11. Riverbrian
    OMG... Is that true. In all seriousness... I have spent all but 3 or 4 years of my life on flat flat ground. When I see a hill... I think it's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
  12. Riverbrian
    It'll mean two less Pepperonis on everybody's pizza.
  13. Riverbrian
    If you think its costly to paint a water tower. Wait til you see what happens to your city tax rate when the water tower has to be glazed.
  14. Riverbrian
    LOL... That made me laugh beer out of my nose and I'm not even drinking beer. (Thinking) that was weird... I should get that checked out. Ok... It is South Of Bismarck... North of Huntington West Virginia... East of Pawtucket and West of Pawtucket.
  15. Riverbrian
    What? Coffee And Coke on the Roster... The Tigers are gonna be up all night. Actually... facing the Twins pitchers... They may be up all night.
  16. Riverbrian
    That's Actually True... Just South of Bismarck. We keep it there... Just so we can keep an eye on it. We don't like surprises.
  17. Riverbrian
    A F T E R M E
  18. Riverbrian
    No way... All the Ick and Ish is sealed below the perma-frost.
  19. Riverbrian
    Albaque... Alba.. Alba... Ker... Umm... New Mexico just gave up a triple.
  20. Riverbrian
    So if Iowa is an "Ick" What state would be an "Ish?"
  21. Riverbrian
    Concur Although... Jacksonville would be the AA City to get for easy travel from Ft. Myers.
  22. Riverbrian
    Looks like Giants to Sacremento A's to Nashville That leaves Fresno And Colorado Springs for Milwaukee and Houston.
  23. Riverbrian
    Holy crap... Minor league Affliates are changing all over the place. The Rockies in Albuqu.. Alba... Alba.. Ker-kee... Umm... Rockies in New Mexico. Dodgers in OKlahoma City Where is Houston going?
  24. Riverbrian
    I'm hoping for a big shakeup in AAA. I'd like the Twins to affiliate with Iowa. The Cubs with Indianapolis And the Pirates to Rochester
  25. Riverbrian
    So musical chairs... Dodgers to Tulsa I assume... Or are they all in the air?
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