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  1. Dozier going the opposite way. Hope he does that again some day.
  2. I like her I don't like her punch lines.
  3. Focus Groups And in all seriousness Soccer Moms... She looks like a Soccer Mom and therefore the real Soccer Moms are supposed to trust her and feel safe driving a Toyota. It's that Carefree Attitude that she presents. For Awhile she was even Pregnant to bring that all home and wrap it in a bow.
  4. It's two bad games in a row. They deserved the result in both games by playing the game at a sub-professional level.
  5. Everybody looking for a Flo these days. Toyota and AT&T obviously don't know where to look.
  6. Robert Kuhl is one of the greatest supporting actors of all time. Every Movie I've seen him in... He's been supporting some one.
  7. Ok... I'll watch Nunez But I'm not watching Dozier out of respect for the game. I'll be in the locker room gathering an arm full of bats to throw into the showers. Robert Kuhl will be right next to me for support.
  8. I'll stay and Watch Kepler hit in the 9th and that's about it.
  9. Chief is Right And I can't remember the last time I typed those 3 words in that order.
  10. I agree but I'm getting a checked out vibe. Well Maybe that's because I've checked out.
  11. It made it a shorter trot home for the base runners. I don't think we should make anything easier for Brewers.
  12. Dear Oswaldo, Just wanted to write another letter... Just to let you know that your haircut looks nice but it's hard to tell with your batting helmet on. Next time up... don't use the helmet. Oh... AND QUIT TRYING TO HIT THE BALL 600 FEET. We'd like to win this game. YOU &^$*#&(%*^_)(
  13. I also want to be clear that I advised Terry Ryan to find elite bullpen help during the off season.
  14. I also want to be clear that I advised Paul to not play Arcia tonight.
  15. Arcia is so benched... You are not going to talk me out of it.
  16. Dear Brian Dozier, Thanks for the Double See how wonderful it is when you go the other way on occasion. It's good to start slowly. Half swing and then work your way up to a full swing. I'm still benching you tomorrow... For not running out that dribbler to the Pitcher. You LAZY $$$ %U(()&)
  17. IN: Nunez Park Sano Escobar Rosario Murphy Polanco Out: Dozier Arcia Mauer Suzuki
  18. Dear Eddie, Nice Homer... I'm very proud of you After I wrote Oswaldo a Thank You Letter. I figured I better send one to you as well
  19. Dear Oswaldo, Nice Homer... I'm very proud of you. This is what happens when you don't swing at two pitches out of the zone and swing at the one in the zone. I'm still benching you for tomorrow for the 5 strikeouts out of 7... But...Thanks for the Home Run.
  20. I don't I just go to Soldier Field and then I walk around Shouting "ChiTown" at the top of my lungs until you find me.
  21. Wherever they are... The Map Shows two of them... not far from Soldier Field And they Deliver
  22. Yeah My Sister loves to tell that story every Thanksgiving.
  23. I'm going to look at this quote for awhile because of it's simple beauty.
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