Riverbrian

I sure hope so!!!

My wife also thinks I'm weird. I have no idea what I've ever done to give her that impression. Must be a Wife thing

He stopped trying to hit 6 run homers and he has stopped trying to hit 6 run homers on pitches out of the strike zone. Awesome Progress!!!

LOL I think this is post of the night so far However... Birdwatcher knows his stuff and he will probably be able to identify if it is a Georgian.

I've been a big Vargas guy for quite some time now. I see absolutely nothing wrong with him.

Hey Birdwatcher Name this birdhttp://kenarcherphotos.com/img/s1/v22/p998974076-3.jpg

McFadden Chief and Whitehead I remember it well

I do No need to rush back immediately into putting faith in the bullpen.

Beck on the mound now. "I'm a loser baby... Why don't you kill me" "Got Two Turntables and a Microphone"

Adrianaza comes along and ruins the Bottom of the Order O-fer theory by Ash.

Poaching is illegal

1. Chicago – I have written about Chicago time and time again over the years, and I’m running out of ideas… but the Twins are back… so… I’ll give it another shot and write something else about Chicago. Here are some strange facts about Chicago: Many don’t know this but Chicago actually sprung out of DePaul University. Here is something else, to become famous worldwide, Chicago had to go to Los Angeles. Chicago began politically charged, experimental and edgy, eventually transforming into soft and laid back which made Chicago both worse and bigger at the same time. Chicago has a fascination with naming things numerically and there are a lot of horns in Chicago… If you compare Chicago to Boston and Kansas… Chicago is hornier. 2. Our Twins – There isn’t much to say when you have given up 28 runs in just two games. What you would like to say is, “Thank God that’s over”… but is it? All it took was a Teufel on Saturday and a Redfern on Sunday and we are staring at a Blyleven over two games. I used to like 11, 17 and 28. 3. The White Sox – The color of the Sox have changed from Red to White. Ladies and gentlemen… Welcome back to Target Field… Mike PEL-FREY!!! Mike could be exactly what we need and here’s why. K% is perhaps the biggest problem our hitters have. Our guys are pretty good but they would be even better if they could somehow lower that lofty K Rate. Here comes a pitcher… Mike Pelfrey who does not strike out anyone… He has 4 K’s total. What happens when you practically guarantee Sano and Buxton and Vargas contact? It’s going to be like throwing a truck load of Eucalyptus leaves into the Koala Cage. 4. Today’s Joe M Conversation McCarthy: Hey Guys… look at this… Watermelons were on sale… I bought 30 of them and they are big ones. Mauer: Awesome… I love Watermelon… I’ll get the baseball bat and open up some of them. Maddon: 30 Watermelons? Why would you buy 30 watermelons? McCarthy: They were a buck a piece. Montana: You won’t fit them all in the fridge. Mauer: OK… I got my bat… Let’s go to WORK… Put one down. (Pause) Ok put another one down. Maddon: Why? What was wrong with the first one? Mauer: I never swing at the first watermelon. 5. That’s why – Here’s a conversation that my Son and I had last night: “Dad… Why are you always living in the past?” Reply… “The housing was cheaper.”

I don't remember him having that much backup on his fastball with us.

I'm so proud of Joe... Pulling the ball like that Sniff Sniff

That's good outside the box thinking

That would be my Uncle Harold

Vargas is clearly #1 on my 1B Depth Chart at this moment

I'm adding that to my list along with: If Man Evolved from Monkeys... Why are there still Monkeys?

VARGAS

Perfect Beat that shift Max

Go ahead and lay it down Kepler. They are giving you a base... Take it

Good question... I'm gonna have to add that to my list of important questions unanswered. Along with why is there no instanding... which arm rest is mine and why is there a disclaimer... "Not available in All States" for ALLSTATE Insurance.

Thumps Up to Buxton

Yeah... That's why I stopped going to movies. No place from my arms.

I don't know and I personally rank these questions near the top of my list of important questions yet to be answered. Right up there with which arm rest is mine at the movie theater.