Speaking of drinking, Dick just called a player "a miniature Miguel Cabrera without power" That's like calling an actor "a thin, unfunny Louis Anderson" http://comedycontact.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Louie-Anderson-617x339.png
I'm starting to think you've overestimated him. Dick: "Albers is not much of a strikeout pitcher" FTFYD. Edit: Oh, good, let's run on Eaton's arm again. It's not like he's a defensive savant who used to play center, or has 16 assists.
Finally upgraded to Windows 10. Solitaire looks like the deck of cards came from a truck stop in Bulgaria (minus the nudity, of course). Could be a deal breaker. http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ms-solitaire-625x350.jpg
"The answer is.... 4?!?!" Good story. After decades of my own exhaustive research, I'm starting to get the impression that the city of New York is a bit wrapped up in itself...
All your rebel base are belong to us, princess! http://img.lum.dolimg.com/v1/images/databank_tarkin_01_169_97d0a95c.jpeg?region=0%2C0%2C1560%2C878&width=768
Obi wan Sano-bi using the force to reach second safely. "You don't need to hold the big man to a single". http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/018/682/obi-wan.jpg White Sox outfielder: "You can go about your double. Move along" http://67.media.tumblr.com/4704c338af54e9aa4721f2c89d3767b4/tumblr_mqxy6op7Xj1rth2h5o1_400.gif
Meanwhile, halfway around the world, Vargas causes more Japanese interest in Major League Baseball than any player since Ichiro... http://cdn.history.com/sites/2/2015/06/hith-alaska-earthquake-E.jpeg