Billy Bremner

Twins' fans begging for fifth-place ROY votes for a pitcher who will be out of MLB for good by the end of the 2014, and he'll see 2014 only because Twins are desperate for pitchers, with high preference to white boys. Thanks for the laffs!

While most MLB teams look for ways to field competitive teams, the Twins - and many of the bloggers here - insist on picking through the dung pile for kernels of undigested corn. Keep up the comedy, gang.

This win is huge!!! This means the Stinkies will be within striking distance of 64 wins as the season draws down!!! I am so pumped!!!

While the Twins nibble away at scraps, there is a vibrant baseball scene going on in the real world of the MLB. Enjoy analyzing this crucial move that will certainly upset the balance of power in the world of baseball!

Although I think it's less than 50/50 that this will happen, this is the most likely scenario, speaking possibilities-wise.

How could the Twins lose today? Didn't Joe Benson have a good spring in Florida?

Delmon v. Kubel v. Willingham: PCrs=124/116/133 respectively over past five full seasons (does not include 2012 extant). I think we have a winner.

"Of all the options for that 25th spot, I still think Butera is the most likely, but it's still less than 50/50 he makes it." Huh?

Yes, all of MLB is anxiously awaiting whether Butera will make the team again. The Tigers reportedly are prepared to jettison Justin Verlander if the Twins exercise an unfair advantage by keeping Butera on their MLB roster.

Jason Marquis: Surpassing all expectations, he will remain in the starting rotation through mid-June, at which time his 6.43 ERA will send him to the Ramon Ortiz scrap-heap of shame.

30 or more bloggers here will predict Matt Capps will record 30 or more saves.

Mike Scoscia and three Angels players are fined by MLB for falling over laughing at the Twins' opening weekend celebration of the 10-year anniversary of a postseason berth.

How can a rational baseball commenter mention this without also mentioning how poorly even the prospect of Manship as a MLB starter reflects on the state of the Twins' pitching staff? Last time I looked, baseball is a competitive endeavor.

Good to see a lively discussion about the Twins' low-level roster moves, rather than picking over the scraps (Revere, Plouffe, Jason "Ramon Ortiz" Marquis) on their 2012 roster.

"Is it time to worry about Morneau yet?" Well, that's all a matter of one's expectations. If one enjoys watching a former MVP in the final throes of a career cut short by multiple injuries labor for a last-place team in order to maintain his contract, it will be a grand Summer.