Mom, it has become apparent that your participation on this site is going to lead to you having a stalker or two. I think it will be a nice change of pace in your life to have a 38 year old son hangin' around the house. I'll protect you... just don't ask me to kill any yucky bugs.
Thanks for your concern ChiTown. I have fired my mother and now have adopted you as my adult woman overseer. Essentially, you are my new mom... Congratulations!!! Love, Lil' Barky
If I were you I would have copped a cheap bottle of wine from the church communion inventory. Those were fun times in my life except for the 2 months of community service I had to do at the church after I was caught. Man, I hate Scientology.