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  1. Positive until proven negative. Damn lawyers.
  2. *exhales* I don't think I could have handled that.
  3. Sing it, Phil! Here's one guy who's not afraid to tell it like it is: that everything's fine.
  4. Much appreciated wink. See, I can have a sense of humor too. ...But seriously, I don't ever want to se that angry red guy again, you read me?
  5. How about you type "I am an obstinate no good instagatin' rabble rouser, and I just like to cause trouble, and I've used my first strike before the bottom of the first"?
  6. I seriously can't believe Deputy Bremer bailed on me today of all days.
  7. "The Twins have been terrible"?? Terrible? Everyone turn the volume off on the tv.
  8. Borderline. First pitch in half an hour. I suggest you take some time to reflect.
  9. Van, I appreciate everything you've done for me lately, but I'm calling the shots.
  10. Four: don't make fun of my little funny bike. For all you know, it's a regular sized funny bike, and I'm, like, real big.
  11. It's time to set up some ground rules. First, Hughes isn't here today. Save it. Second, I don't want to read any "here we go again." Third, refreshments: drink all the Killebrew root beer you want. If you choose to imbibe, it had better be Grain Belt. Friendly beer or no beer at all.
  12. All right and want all of yous to listen up, because I only want to say this once. Ervin's slider isn't the only ball that's going to be breaking this afternoon. You're in my house now. So, if you think you can get away with being a whiny little bawl ass, you're gonna answer to my digital billy club.
  13. I wanna see a thread so clean that I can eat my dinner of it!
  14. All right. I have to get some food, so I can take my back pill. When I get back, I want to some good vibes.
  15. TwinsDaily, you have the right to remain positive.
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