ScrapTheNickname
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Sure you can.
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And it all started in Donaldson.
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Put a baseball in his forehead, and a dent ...
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Trade bait.
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What are you really saying? No more high velocity on your pitches?
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Albie Pearson, 1958 Bob Allison, 1959 Tony Oliva, 1964 Rod Carew, 1967 John Castino, 1979 Chuck Knoblauch, 1991 Marty Cordova, 1995 Byung Ho Park, 2016?
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Um. Who is feeling something shaking? What is it? The wheels falling off? Again? No, no. That's the pessimist in me speaking.
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Dozier is scuffling. That's me being polite.
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Joe McCarthy put a curse on the Senators after he got booted from the Senate in disgrace; you didn't know that? The exact the nature of the curse? Others may know.
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I had to look up Donaldson ... it appears that the Bear's Den has been renamed Terminally Chill. Pretty good name, I say.
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And ... that is how you met your wife, Brian? Or ... is that another story?
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Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans. Brian: I do! Reg: Oh yeah, how much? Brian: A lot! Reg: Right, you're in. "Life of Brian" is the best Python movie ever ... IMOO (In my overbearing opinion).
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What happened in the third? Did the Twins forfeit it?
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I turned 2012 off completely. On this date the lineup was: The ones in bold are the bad ones. Denard Span, Center Fielder Jamey Carroll, Shortstop Joe Mauer, Catcher Josh Willingham, Left Fielder Ryan Doumit, DH Chris Parmelee, First Baseman Danny Valencia, Third Baseman Erik Komatsu, Right Fielder Alexi Casilla, Second Baseman Manager, Ron Gardenhire
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Also could go on the t-shirt.
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To me the tide has turned. They have great fielding and great pitching ... and Hawk isn't announcing their home games. Suddenly I can stand them!
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Abad searching in the air for the ball on the ground ... that should go on the t-shirt.
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Can you say that again? I didn't hear you. Oh, yeah. It happened again.
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All the other jokes seemed sincere. What can I say?
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I prefer opticasm.
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If Nunez starts about 12 more games in a row he will qualify for league leader in batting average. That's something. Because there's always something.
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You made that up.
