So my daughter went to the UofA to be a HS math teacher, spent all that money, got a good job. Aaaannnnddddd...she had to quit. She would get so nervous in front of people that she developed an uncontrolable, uh, flatulence problem. She decided to teach out of her home, contracting with parents of kids who needed some extra help. She's become... wait for it... a private tutor.